 | 200MM Clear Austrian Crystal Ball
. . . Poppies . . . yes, poppies . . .
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 | Swami Spirit Ball (Full Size Head)
The Swami will tell all, and will populate your nightmares.
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 | Ouija Board: Glow-in-the-Dark
Buy new: $19.99 The spirits in the ether will spell it all out for me, that is if my little brother doesn't keep spelling "FART" with the stupid thing!
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 | The Pathfinder Psychic Talking Board Kit by Amy Zerner
Buy new: $21.86 / Used from: $8.00 If it's psychic, then why does it talk? And why is the manual so thick?
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 | The Proportions of Man and Their Occult Numbers from "De Occulta Philosophia" Art Giclee Poster Print, 18x24
Buy new: $49.99 Now I've got all the data I need to, uh, do something really important, ah . . .
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 | Amy Brown Faery Wisdom Deck (Tarot Cards)
Buy new: $28.95 I hppe their wisdom is a lot bigger than they are.
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 | MAGIC 8 BALL®
Buy new: $9.52 Ah, yes, the tried and true. The Magic 8 Ball will know; it always has.
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 | Financial Advisor Ball - Magic Answer Ball
For a generation that invests based on spam emails, false wrong-number scams, and the advice of a friend of a friend of the neighbor's poolboy's uncle's third cousin, this is just so much better.
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 | My Analyst Ball
Buy new: $18.32 Why do I keep having that recurring fruit bowl dream, and why does my mother always choose the best banana for herself?
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 | Poker Advisor Answer Ball
Buy new: $9.99 I'm in for my granddad's watch, two house payments, and my boat, so might as well consult the Poker Ball.
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 | Magic 8 Ball Date Ball
Buy new: $6.77 I have no idea how that E-Harmony date went--please tell me, Date Ball.
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 | Sababa Toys Talking Simpsons Magic 8 Ball
I've just killed my girlfriend's hamster in a fit of rage--Homer, what do I do now?
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 | Sweet Talk Ball Magic Answer Ball
Buy new: $7.98 I hate myself and have no confidence; make it all better Fortune Ball.
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 | Excuse Ball - Rare Retired Magic Answer Ball
Uh, you caught me before I could think up something good--save me, Excuse Ball.
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 | New York Yankees Magic 8 Ball
If anybody can tell me about my life and how to turn it around, it's George Steinbrenner via an alcohol-filled plastic orb made in a filthy Chinese factory.
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 | Care Bears Magic 8 Ball
Buy new: $9.99 The soporific, saccharine drivel of the Care Bears will always make it all better.
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 | Wooden Japanese Secret Puzzle Box Karakuri Cube
Stupid box, you better show me what is hidden, or I'll get a hammer and find out anyway!
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 | Answer Me Buddha
Buy new: $15.95 And if all of your various balls can't help you out, then turn to the Big Man himself, transcended beyond all consciousness and reality, the be-all and end-all of Creation and humanity, etc.
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