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“Uttering lines that send liberals into paroxysms of rage, otherwise known as ‘citing facts,’ is the spice of life. When I see the hot spittle flying from their mouths and the veins bulging and pulsing above their eyes, well, that’s when I feel truly alive.”

So begins If Democrats Had Any Brains, They’d Be Republicans, Ann Coulter’s funniest, most devastating, and, yes, most outrageous book to date.

Coulter has become the brightest star in the conservative firmament thanks to her razor-sharp reasoning and biting wit. Of course, practically any time she opens her mouth, liberal elites denounce Ann, insisting that “She’s gone too far!” and hopefully predicting that this time it will bring a crashing end to her career.

Now you can read all the quotes that have so outraged her enemies and so delighted her legions of fans. More than just the definitive collection of Coulterisms, If Democrats Had Any Brains, They’d Be Republicans includes dozens of brand-new commentaries written by Coulter and hundreds of never-before-published quotations. This is Ann at her best, covering every topic from A to Z. Here you’ll read Coulter’s take on:

• Her politics: “As far as I’m concerned, I’m a middle-of-the-road moderate and the rest of you are crazy.”
• Hillary Clinton: “Hillary wants to be the first woman president, which would also make her the first woman in a Clinton administration to sit behind the desk in the Oval Office instead of under it.”
• The environment: “God gave us the earth. We have dominion over the plants, the animals, the trees. God said, ‘Earth is yours. Take it. Rape it. It’s yours.’”
• Religion: “It’s become increasingly difficult to distinguish the pronouncements of the Episcopal Church from the latest Madonna video.”
• Global warming: “The temperature of the planet has increased about one degree Fahrenheit in the last century. So imagine a summer afternoon when it’s 63 degrees and the next thing you know it’s . . . 64 degrees. Ahhhh!!!! Run for your lives, everybody! Women and children first!”
• Gun control: “Mass murderers apparently can’t read, since they are constantly shooting up ‘gun-free zones.’”
• Bill Clinton: “Bill Clinton’s library is the first one to ever feature an Adults Only section.”
• Illegal aliens: “I am the illegal alien of commentary. I will do the jokes that no one else will do.”

If Democrats Had Any Brains, They’d Be Republicans is a must-have for anyone who loves (or loves to hate) Ann Coulter.

Product Details

• Amazon Sales Rank: #37319 in Books
• Published on: 2007-10-02
• Released on: 2007-10-02
• Original language: English
• Number of items: 1
• Binding: Hardcover
• 288 pages

About the Author
ANN COULTER is the #1 New York Times bestselling author of Godless, How to Talk to a Liberal (If You Must), Treason, Slander, and High Crimes and Misdemeanors. She is the legal correspondent for Human Events and a syndicated columnist for Universal Press Syndicate. You can read her weekly column on her website, www.anncoulter.com.

Customer Reviews

Funny how people are threatened by her intelligence!
So funny, how some of you are threatened by her inteligence and common sense logic. She is dead on with what she writes. That's why there are some angry. Seriously, the things people say on here, "she is one-sided" hahaha, duh,...aren't we all.

Lastly, why do you think there is no successful funny liberal radio show talk show host like her, or even Michael Savage, or Rush Limbaugh, who can use reasoning or common sense to make conservatives look silly as democrats? Because conservatism totally makes sense. Peace.

Good Lord, Just Go Away Already!
"Uttering lines that send liberals into paroxysms of rage, otherwise known as `citing facts,' is the spice of life. When I see the hot spittle flying from their mouths and the veins bulging and pulsing above their eyes, well, that's when I feel truly alive."
The opening line is really all that needs to be pointed out. Anyone read any of her other books? Have you noticed how she points this out every time she writes a new book? It's because she's not changing anything that she's saying. It's the same distorted and skewed "citing facts" that Michael Moore tries to push across as fact. It makes one wonder if maybe she's talking to the same four or five people every time she gets that self-righteous, "I know what's best" attitude that pisses people off so badly.
For instance: Coulter pins 9/11 on Presidents Clinton and Carter, completely ignoring the 8 years President Reagan was in office pissing off the world, and letting both President Bushes off with a wrist-slap.
She also writes off the entire female sex because quite simply, they aren't her and don't think like her. This woman's megalomania is a cause for concern. She would actually like to see women LOSE the right to vote.
http://www.observer.com/2007/coulter-culture
In the name of all that is holy, sacred or profane, do not buy this book and give this woman a tacit sign of accepting the idiocy she spews.

The Darling Embodiment of Conservative Decay
I'll keep it quick and simple. I often read material written by conservatives to balance my political rationale. After perusing the extremist viewpoint presented here by Coulter I have to wonder, is this some kind of joke? Has she, a sane and calculating liberal, created this dangerously anti-social persona as a form of internal sabotage to conservative thought? If this theory is true, she is a truly brilliant woman; she epitomizes the foundation of ignorance that has destroyed the Republican Party. If she actually believes this rhetoric of hatred that she advocates, she should be institutionalized. Do people really think like this?