 | The Constant Gardener (Widescreen Edition)
Buy new: $10.99 / Used from: $1.20 Liberal propaganda movie with detestable characters that you can't wait to get killed off.
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 | An Inconvenient Truth
Buy new: $19.99 / Used from: $9.20 Liberal propaganda. It's just Al Gore giving a lecture, using unsubstantiated data, without using professional opinions, about how if he isn't elected as next president of earth, we and our pets will all die when the world blows up. But that's the good part of the movie. The rest consists of Al Gore talking about his life.
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 | Lara Croft - Tomb Raider (Special Collector's Edition)
Buy new: $7.99 / Used from: $0.01 Awful movie. Possibly one of the worst action movies ever made. I haven't seen the sequel, but I imagine it can't be much better.
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 | The Royal Tenenbaums (The Criterion Collection)
Buy new: $14.99 / Used from: $7.10 Really boring completely pointless movie with no plot.
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 | Fahrenheit 9/11 by Various Artists
Buy used from: $1.94 I don't like propaganda films. Especially ones by idiot communists like Michael Moore. At least it managed to be entertaining.
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 | Team America - World Police (Special Collector's Widescreen Edition)
Buy new: $11.49 / Used from: $0.58 This movie is asinine, possibly the least intelligent movie I have ever seen.
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 | The Scorpion King (Widescreen Collector's Edition)
Buy new: $11.49 / Used from: $1.00 Atrociously bad movie. Stupid plot, bad action, all around awful movie.
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 | Jackass: The Movie
Buy new: $3.99 This movie is soooooo bad! I can't believe anybody would do this stuff! Where is this guy's brain? But you know what's worse? That people actually watch AND enjoy this stuff! This cheapens our culture so much. NEVER SEE THIS MOVIE!!!
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 | Casino Royale
Buy new: $13.49 / Used from: $3.31 This may be the least funny comedy ever made. It seems like it's going to be funny because the first 10 minutes are pretty god. It's all down hill from there. I thought any movie with Peter Sellers had to be funny. Boy was I sadly mistaken!
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 | The Good Shepherd
Really boring, confusing spy movie about government conspiracies that only idiots believe in.
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 | Austin Powers - The Spy Who Shagged Me (New Line Platinum Series)
Buy new: $5.99 / Used from: $0.01 I'm not even sure this was the one I saw. I saw the first one. It was horrible. It seemed like it was written by a 12 year old with a 1.2 GPA, and directed by a drunken monkey.
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 | Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind (Widescreen Edition)
Buy new: $9.99 / Used from: $3.99 Interesting idea, goes on about an hour and a half too long. Gets really boring and pointless.
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 | History of the World Part I
Buy new: $9.99 / Used from: $6.99 See Blazing Saddler
However, I did like the Hitler on Ice part, that was funny.
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 | Rent (Widescreen Two-Disc Special Edition)
Buy new: $13.49 / Used from: $4.50 WOW! This musical really sucks. The music is really annoying, it's some of the worst music I have ever heard, which is really bad considering the movie relies on it. That's not even to mention the horrible moral values portrayed!
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 | John Q. (Infinifilm Edition)
Buy new: $7.49 / Used from: $1.10 Actually not a bad movie, but has super socialistic themes. It's enough to make you sick!
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 | Alexander - Director's Cut (Two-Disc Special Edition)
Buy used from: $0.25 SO stupid. The parts that aren't pointless fighting are really bad drama with queers. I hated it. A great general like that deserves a better movie than this. Heck, Al Gore deserves a better movie than this!
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 | Tarzan (Special Edition)
Buy new: $16.49 / Used from: $11.49 Disney's worst movie. It's basically a bad remake of The Jungle Book. Not to mention the music is HORRIBLE! It's so annoying, and the guy who sings it is even worse. I couldn't write or sing more annoying music if I tried!
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 | The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou - Criterion Collection (2-Disc Special Edition)
Buy new: $24.99 / Used from: $8.75 EXTREMELLY boring! In the same category as Eternal Sunshine of a Spotless Mine, and The Royal Tenenbaums.
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 | Blazing Saddles (30th Anniversary Special Edition)
Buy new: $6.99 / Used from: $3.00 This movie is so asinine. I can't believe that human beings would find this funny.
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 | Planet of the Apes (Special Edition)
Buy new: $8.99 / Used from: $0.99 Horrible movie. Without a doubt it is Tim Burton's worst. It shouldn't even have the same name as the original. Stick with the Charlton Heston version. It's about 1000000 times better!
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 | Cold Mountain (Two-Disc Collector's Edition)
Buy new: $10.99 / Used from: $2.49 This movie is ridiculously boring! It's probably the sappiest movie I have ever seen. It's basically a wanabe Gone With the Wind, but comes up sorely lacking.
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 | Attack of the Killer Tomatoes - 25th Anniversary Edition
Buy new: $11.49 / Used from: $7.49 STUPID STUPID STUPID! A complete and utter waste of film.
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 | Date Movie (Unrated Edition)
Buy new: $10.99 / Used from: $0.01 I hated this movie. It couldn't possibly be much worse.
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 | Epic Movie (Unrated Edition)
Buy new: $12.99 / Used from: $0.01 This movie is also completely stupid and void of intelligence.
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 | Scary Movie
Buy new: $9.99 / Used from: $1.96 All of the "Scary Movie" films are unbelievably asinine, and should all be on this list but I didn't feel like adding them. I'm not sure I've seen all of them but the ones I saw were pretty similar (as were Epic Movie and Date Movie), so I imagine the ones I didn't see deserve a place on this list too.
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 | 300 (Two-Disc Special Edition)
Buy new: $10.99 / Used from: $4.18 This movie is SOOOO stupid! Nearly the whole thing is fighting, and comic-book/video game style fighting at that.
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 | Borat - Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan (Widescreen Edition)
Buy new: $9.99 / Used from: $1.65 I hate this movie. I can't even watch it without feeling uncomfortable about what he's doing to these innocent people. How dare he make fun of Alan Keyes!?
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 | Thank You for Smoking (Widescreen Edition)
Buy new: $14.99 / Used from: $4.00 This movie tries to make political points and be satirical, but fails miserably! It doesnt make any points about anything that anybody in the world doesnt already know! It's so boring and has a retarded plot!
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 | The Fast and the Furious (Widescreen Tricked Out Edition)
Buy new: $10.99 / Used from: $0.10 If you like bad action, stupid plots, bad cinematography, and WAY TOO MUCH racing, you'll love this movie. I, however, hated it. I havn't seen the sequal and don't intend to.
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 | Dumb and Dumber
Buy new: $5.99 / Used from: $2.46 This movie is so stupid. I don't know why they would waste film on something this stupid. I havn't seen the sequal and don't intend to.
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 | Breakfast at Tiffany's (Special Aniversary Collector's Edition)
Buy new: $8.99 / Used from: $3.98 EXTREMELLY boring movie. NO plot whatsoever! Who ever knew you could hate Audrey Hepburn? I don't know why this movie is considered a classic.
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 | Just My Luck
Buy new: $14.98 / Used from: $0.97 REALLY REALLY BAD!!! Some of the worst scripting I have ever seen, and acting to match. You hate the characters so much, even despite their plastic and cliche personalities. A complete and utter waste of my time.
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 | National Lampoon's Animal House (Widescreen Double Secret Probation Edition)
Buy used from: $3.00 This movie is SO stupid. I don't know what anybody ever saw in this movie. It has no plot and none of the jokes are funny. I don't know, maybe it was the first of its kind and everyone else has done better now. Whatever it is, this movie is not worth watching.
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 | Star Wars - Episode II, Attack of the Clones (Widescreen Edition)
Buy new: $14.99 / Used from: $1.99 Star Wars is normally good, but NOT this one. The acting done by Christensen and Portman is atrocious. You hate them both SO much! The plot is stupid too. There are a couple of cool battle scenes, but the rest is complete trash. The worst part is when the decrepit 800 year old two foot tall Yoda does flips through the air in a light saber duel. This movie is simply pathetic!
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 | Star Trek V - The Final Frontier (Two-Disc Special Collector's Edition)
Buy new: $10.99 / Used from: $6.14 Now, I normally love Star Trek, but this one is SO bad! The plot is retarded, they change the characters' personalities, and it's not even scripted well. NEVER see this movie!
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 | Talladega Nights - The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (Unrated Widescreen Edition)
Buy new: $10.99 / Used from: $2.72 This movie is so stupid. It's just like every other Will Ferrell movie only worse. I do have to admit, the part with the advertisement on the windshield was funny though.
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