Nice portable emergency pack that you can throw in the trunk of your Commando accessorized SUV so you feel like a "Road Warrior". Give this to college students for when they run out of money before getting their check from mom and dad. This pack doesn't come with food and water so add at least one Life+Gear Life Essentials.

This would even help the "Lost" folks get around the island. Includes a motion sensor to warn against "The Intruders" and a mirror for signaling for help.

A must have for any survival vehicle. You never know when someone might put it in flood waters, the swimming pool, or some wacked out group like that in "Omega Man"(I Am Legend) try to torch it. You can cut belts, break windows, and exit in no time.

Decent meals with about a three year shelf life for when you're roughing it or just bored with "Waterworld".

Just in case your lose you lighter and matches are soggy after you crash on "The Planet of the Apes".

Keep warm when the power isn't available, or you want to remember sleeping on the floor at grandma's as a kid. If your billeted in temporary housing in Germany or Korea during Fall or Winter, you will probably be glad you have one of these.

Keep your dogs warm during a three dog night at "The Thing" festival in Fairbanks, Alaska in February. Don't let the Moose wear them, they stretch them out.

Suck out the venom. A must have for those with "Arachnophobia" and if you are alergic to bugs, snakes, and "Alien" bites.

Just in case the stove doesn't work or you forgot to get propane after the "Baghdad Cafe" burned down.

Great for all your needs if you are a "Saw" victim. Comes in handy if they don't plow the ice and snow behind your car. Beats paying a couple thousand in repairs for a cracked spoiler or bumper.

Nice generator if you lose electric or gas during "Armageddon". Comes in real handy when some nimrod doesn't alert the utility company before digging with a backhoe.

If you're going to have to tromp through the brush, you might as well do it in proper combat or adventurer style. Great for stomping on things during the "Army of Darkness" drills. Even Gunny will love these bad boys, I sure do.

Try not to shine this in peoples eyes unless you want to purposely blind them during "Wargames" as you make your "Descent" into the fray.

Get all types of rechargeable batteries you need for your equipment. Beats fighting others finding them once the stores run out "Dusk to Dawn".

Keep the hands and body warm when someone doesn't believe your hypothermia routine in the "Abyss".

Comes in handy for a number of uses including keeping metal from rusting. Use when you're thankful for your "Deliverance" from the "Resident Evil" or you're expecting an IRS audit.

To keep your bearings no matter what happens during your "Escape from New York", and it helps you point someone where to go if you don't like how they ask.

Prescribed by "Dr. Who" to help reduce glowing in the dark after "Fail Safe".