 | The Essential Michael Bolton by Michael Bolton
Buy new: $14.97 / Used from: $7.97 When uh mayeeyaeeyahahahaen LUUUUVZZ uhuhuh woah woah woa-muunnn.... ....and he didn't even acknowledge Percy Sledge when accepting his award! If there is a hell for pop music leaches...
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 | Spirit by Jewel
Buy new: $10.99 / Used from: $0.01 Does living out of your car for 3 months give you the right to make a career out of whining?
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 | The Hits by Garth Brooks
Buy used from: $2.01 The Michael Bolton of Country. This album cover says it all: he is the most successful exploiter of Americana of all time. And yes, I am jealous!
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 | The Preacher's Wife: Original Soundtrack Album by Whitney Houston
Buy new: $12.99 / Used from: $0.36 Perfect vocal power, perfect pitch and perfect pretentiousness!You could tune a piano to her and yet every note sounds like she's screaming in my ear.
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 | Mariah Carey - Greatest Hits by Mariah Carey
Buy new: $10.99 / Used from: $7.97 Read comments on Whitney and add amazing range and boring ultra commercial melodies and lyrics.
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 | The Essential Kenny G by Kenny G
Buy new: $14.97 / Used from: $7.29 New heights of boredom and blandness! Congratulations KG for stripping any hope out of the possibility of millions ever knowing what real Jazz is.
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 | Cracked Rear View by Hootie & the Blowfish
Buy new: $6.97 / Used from: $0.01 15 Million copies?! WHY?! The level of awfulness particularly of the lead singer is equated by the level of their success. More power to you, H & the B!
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 | Look What the Cat Dragged In by Poison
Buy new: $13.98 / Used from: $4.99 Take your pick from among too many 80's "hair bands" to mention here: Almost all of them took Kiss and Van Halen, who were already watered-down Rockers, and watered it down even more. We were somewhat temporarily saved by the Seattle invasion, but now in the 2000's we only get very watered-down versions of that.
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 | Sweet Kisses by Jessica Simpson
Buy new: $11.98 / Used from: $0.01 Whitney and Mariah watered down Aretha. Jessica and Britney watered down Whitney and Mariah. Is it just me, or does this cover look like the make-up artist and photographer tried to make her look as much like Britney as they could? Personnally, I'm more attracted to Lisa Simpson (she's over 20, now, by the way).
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