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Disasterpiece Theater Part 3
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GigliGigli
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Epic garbage! Its turkey time indeed.
Ballistic - Ecks vs. SeverBallistic - Ecks vs. Sever
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The most idiotic movie in movie history plus Ecks and Sever were never battling each other.
RollerballRollerball
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The suckiest of the suckiest when it comes to remakes.
Anacondas - The Hunt for the Blood OrchidAnacondas - The Hunt for the Blood Orchid
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The sequel that nobody asked for.
PsychoPsycho
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The remake that nobody asked for.
Epic Movie (Unrated Edition)Epic Movie (Unrated Edition)
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We're talking the worst spoof movie in spoof movie history here.
Pet Sematary TwoPet Sematary Two
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I wouldnt bury this movie in Pet Sematary. It might come back as a sequel that is even worse.
SupernovaSupernova
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Another paint-by-numbers sci-fi flick for your displeasure.
VirusVirus
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Let's ignore everything about the Dark Horse comic book and focus on special effects and gore that would make Jason Voorhies proud.
Urban Legends - Final CutUrban Legends - Final Cut
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Words cant express how much I hate this Scream 3 clone.
CrossroadsCrossroads
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Having sleepless nights? Watch this. It's literally visual Nyquil.
Stealing HarvardStealing Harvard
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Anytime you have to take Tom Green in large doses get ready for pain. Severe pain.
I Still Know What You Did Last SummerI Still Know What You Did Last Summer
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I still know that this should have never been attempted.
Ultraviolet (Unrated, Extended Cut)Ultraviolet (Unrated, Extended Cut)
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A Resident Evil knockoff that fails miserably.
MannequinMannequin
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With this much wooden acting who's the mannequin? Andrew McCarthy or Kim Cattrall?
I SpyI Spy
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How Eddie's career survived after this is nothing short of amazing.
XXX - State of the Union (Widescreen Edition)XXX - State of the Union (Widescreen Edition)
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If you thought the first XXX was terrible, wait till you get a load of this.
Even Cowgirls Get the BluesEven Cowgirls Get the Blues
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If it wasn't for Quentin Tarentino's peculiar attraction to Uma Thurman, garbage movies like this would have killed her career.
Hercules in New YorkHercules in New York
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If you like your bad movies extra cheesey with mold on top you'll love this one.
Creepshow IIICreepshow III
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Creepshow dies here.
Planet of the Apes (Special Edition)Planet of the Apes (Special Edition)
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Tim Burton is entitled to one misfire and here it is.
Species 2Species 2
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Granted that Species wasnt a masterpiece, this sequel was 100 steps backwards.
Meet the Spartans (Unrated 'Pit of Death' Edition)Meet the Spartans (Unrated 'Pit of Death' Edition)
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You hear that? That's the sound of spoof movies scraping the barrel.
Adrenalin: Fear the RushAdrenalin: Fear the Rush
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What is so exciting about chasing a retarded albino guy through a building for an hour and a half?
Home Alone 3Home Alone 3
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This is exactly when Home Alone stopped being funny. Stick with the first two. This one is pure garbage.
The Pink Panther (Special Edition)The Pink Panther (Special Edition)
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Peter Sellers must spinning in his grave after seeing this pitiful remake.
Delta Farce (Widescreen Edition)Delta Farce (Widescreen Edition)
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Three words: new-aged Ernest.
Master of DisguiseMaster of Disguise
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Rest In Peace to Dana Carvey's acting career(cue the funeral music).
I'll Always Know What You Did Last SummerI'll Always Know What You Did Last Summer
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I'll always know this was a bad idea.
Halloween - ResurrectionHalloween - Resurrection
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Tyra Banks? Busta Rhymes doing karate? You sure this is not a spoof of Halloween? Am I on Punk'd?
Deck the HallsDeck the Halls
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Another bad holiday movie for your displeasure.
Black Christmas (Unrated Widescreen Edition)Black Christmas (Unrated Widescreen Edition)
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Im probably one of the few who liked the 1974 original but this remake is not scary and the Lenz family look like Garbage Pail Kid rejects.
Universal Soldier - The ReturnUniversal Soldier - The Return
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How does Van Dammit manage to find work after being in movies this bad?
No Holds BarredNo Holds Barred
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Hulk Hogan is the king of cheese.
Summer CatchSummer Catch
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And if Hulk Hogan is the king, Freddie Prinze Jr. is the prince of cheese.
First SundayFirst Sunday
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Does Ice Cube realize how stupid his movies have become or does the money have him too oblivious to care?
Ernest Scared StupidErnest Scared Stupid
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Hell, I grew up on Ernest and I thought this was pretty lame for an Ernest movie.
Scary Movie 4 (Unrated Widescreen Edition)Scary Movie 4 (Unrated Widescreen Edition)
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The Scary Movie series went to the dogs after the first one. This is just another nail in the coffin.
Aeon Flux (Special Collector's Edition)Aeon Flux (Special Collector's Edition)
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The cartoon was fun. This movie was a plodding mess that moves clumsily from scene to scene.
House IVHouse IV
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Consider yourself lucky if you never seen this sequel and for you bad movie lovers out there dont even try it! Its THAT bad.