That's what it's like when you're living in the getto.

Santa was unofficially banned from a town near the North Pole due to a bee attack followed by a profanity ladden tirade.

Randy spelled his name wrong on the autograph it's actually McMichaels.

Turtle Head!

First time right? Uh..yeah

Good morning, how are you? Yes I would like to have a room please

BYOPB, especially to Perkins or I-Hop

That's a good slice of pizza huh? Yeah, I'll kick your a** ok, but it's still a good slice of pizza

The way young Sid used to stay up til sunrise on the epic sleepovers

Freak Santa out by calling him at work and playing Yanni piano music

If you're a Dutch, you won't go in the water without one

Santa played a mean bass during his brief stint with the Reflections 1978-78 (the band only lasted 3 months)

Yeah wrap the mouthpiece up and give it to him, to only b***ch out big time. That was the beginning of the end for the dutch master himself

Your husband looks like a b Will Farrel and you're a dead ringer for Bonaduce

If the UPS man can make you cry, there's a good bet you and Mr. Collins can't be friends.

All right Cabbage. I look like I ravaged a Kohl's manequin. I'm ready to go to Wind and Sea.

Don Wes?

As his scrawny little hands whipped out his swiss army knife, Sid responded with "put that thing away before you get thrown over the bleachers."