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The Dookie List of 2003
By an Amazon.com customer
Be a ManBe a Man by "Macho Man" Randy Savage
Buy used from: $24.95
Whoever thought this was a great idea needs to be pimpslapped into a coma!
Nick CannonNick Cannon by Nick Cannon
Buy new: $13.98 / Used from: $0.04
Another novice that should have stuck to acting. This album was terrible!
The OriginalThe Original by Sarai
Buy used from: $0.01
Nobody likes an updated version of Princess Superstar so hit the bricks you little tramp!
Chicken N BeerChicken N Beer by Ludacris
Buy new: $9.97 / Used from: $1.40
The worst album that Ludacris has ever made. Chicken N Beer are two bad combinations that induce vomiting sort of like this album.
Nu-Mixx KlazzicsNu-Mixx Klazzics by 2Pac
Buy new: $17.98 / Used from: $0.89
Classic songs from 2pac butchered with clubby and elevator music sounding beats. I do believe that Suge can sink lower than this though.
The Step DaddyThe Step Daddy by Hitman Sammy Sam
Buy used from: $0.01
You wonder why people in Atlanta are so hostile? If this was what's coming out of your own hometown you wouldnt be in the best of moods either!
AttenchunAttenchun by Bone Crusher
Buy new: $13.98 / Used from: $1.61
All he does is scream and sound drunk throughout the whole album and this passes for rap? Have rap standards sunk that low?
TriggernometryTriggernometry by Onyx
Buy used from: $3.25
Bacdafucup 2 killed their careers, this garbage album sealed the coffin shut.
From Me to UFrom Me to U by Juelz Santana
Buy new: $18.98 / Used from: $4.25
Suspect, Suspect, Suspect, Suspect OWWW!!!!
Blood in My EyeBlood in My Eye by Ja Rule
Buy new: $13.98 / Used from: $0.01
The worst rap comeback since MC Hammer's Funky Headhunter. Ja rule's barbs at 50, DMX, Dr Dre, Busta Rhymes etc were weak but I guess going pop will do that to you.
More Street Dreams, Pt. 2: The MixtapeMore Street Dreams, Pt. 2: The Mixtape by Fabolous
Buy new: $14.99 / Used from: $1.09
The worst mixtape you'll ever be unfortunate enough to hear.
Grand ChampGrand Champ by DMX
Buy new: $13.98 / Used from: $0.99
DMX let Ja get to his head so much that he forgot to concentrate on making a good album.
Limelite Luv & Niteclubz (Bonus DVD)Limelite Luv & Niteclubz (Bonus DVD) by Da Brat
Buy used from: $0.01
This album marks the fall of one of the best female rappers of all time. Rest In Peace to Da Brat's rap career.
La Bella MafiaLa Bella Mafia by Lil' Kim
Buy new: $14.99 / Used from: $3.05
Straight garbage! What's the big deal about Lil Kim anyway? Exactly.
Murphy's LawMurphy's Law by Murphy Lee
Buy new: $9.97 / Used from: $0.01
The best rapper out of The ST Lunatics but what is that really saying?
Drankin' PatnazDrankin' Patnaz by YoungBloodZ
Buy new: $13.98 / Used from: $0.29
Sean Paul is alright but J-Bo makes this listening to this album a difficult experience.
The Birth of a PrinceThe Birth of a Prince by RZA
Buy new: $13.98 / Used from: $3.99
Even I couldnt look at Rza the same after hearing this one. The production was abominable plus he sounds so uninspired on here.
UnleashedUnleashed by Bow Wow
Buy new: $11.98 / Used from: $0.01
Maybe if JD would have kept him on a leash, we wouldnt have to keep hearing this crap.
BraveheartedBravehearted by Bravehearts
Buy used from: $0.01
Jungle and Wiz are the lamest rap duo in all New York.
Me & My BrotherMe & My Brother by Ying Yang Twins
Buy new: $14.99 / Used from: $1.99
Hip Hop's Tweedledumb and Tweedledumber, or Hip Hop's Beavis and Butthead or Hip Hop's Ren And Stimpy(you get the point).
Da Undaground Heat, Vol. 1Da Undaground Heat, Vol. 1 by MC Lyte
Buy new: $17.98 / Used from: $1.74
WHY WHY WHY?
LoonLoon by Loon
Buy new: $18.98 / Used from: $0.01
Signing a clone of Mase? That's desperation of Deathrow Records proportions.
Da Derrty Versions: The ReinventionDa Derrty Versions: The Reinvention by Nelly
Buy new: $13.98 / Used from: $0.48
The biggest waste of cd space ever. Making remixes that are worser than the originals. Insane Genius!
Part II [CD & DVD Video]Part II [CD & DVD Video] by Lil Jon & the East Side Boyz
Buy new: $11.98 / Used from: $0.65
Absolutely pointless.
Big Money HeavyweightBig Money Heavyweight by Big Tymers
Buy new: $13.98 / Used from: $1.08
Knock Knock! Who's there? Garbage! Garbage who? Any of Big Tymers's albums!
JackpotJackpot by Chingy
Buy new: $10.97 / Used from: $0.04
If you hear the singles then you heard the best this album has to offer.
Hot SexHot Sex by Vanilla Ice
Buy new: $9.98 / Used from: $6.00
Some people refuse to realize when their time is up.
Mobb Deep, Free Agents: The Murda Mix TapeMobb Deep, Free Agents: The Murda Mix Tape by Mobb Deep
Buy used from: $4.99
There is a perfect reason why nobody mentions this mixtape. Can you guess why?
RedemptionRedemption by Benzino
Buy new: $18.98 / Used from: $0.01
*Sigh*
Dysfunktional FamilyDysfunktional Family by Eddie Griffin
Buy used from: $0.01
Deathrow Records is washed up. Listen to this halfa**ed soundtrack and you'll see why that statement is so true.
Don't Get Mad, Get MoneyDon't Get Mad, Get Money by Fredro Starr
Buy used from: $0.92
It should be a crime for a great Mc to put out such a bad album!
KonexionKonexion by Freddie Foxxx
Buy new: $15.98 / Used from: $3.99
Notice a pattern with these dope MCs following up great first albums with bricks?
The MovementThe Movement by Inspectah Deck
Buy new: $17.98 / Used from: $7.95
Case in point.
Decade "...But Wait It Gets Worse"Decade "...But Wait It Gets Worse" by Sticky Fingaz
Buy used from: $1.61
Ditto. Stick with his first album.
Straight from the N.O.Straight from the N.O. by Choppa
Buy used from: $3.82
Master P had to be the only idiot to sign him. Every other label slept on him for a very good reason. Every song on the album sounds like Choppa Style.
He's Keith MurrayHe's Keith Murray by Keith Murray
Buy new: $18.98 / Used from: $0.97
I love Keith Murray but this album was straight badunkadunk. Why they never shelved this album is a mystery.
Let 'Em BurnLet 'Em Burn by The Hot Boys
Buy new: $18.98 / Used from: $2.20
Cash Money goes the Deathrow route and puts together a slapdash collection of Hot Boys'songs that were scrapped for obvious reasons. Minus 4 songs, the rest of this so-called album is butt.
Juve the GreatJuve the Great by Juvenile
Buy new: $13.98 / Used from: $1.97
Juve The Worst would have been a better title. Juvenile has been shooting brick after brick and I hate to say it but he's only going to get worse.
Beg for MercyBeg for Mercy by G-Unit
Buy new: $9.97 / Used from: $1.99
The second most overrated album 2003. Way to kill the momentum you built up with Get Rich Or Die Tryin, 50!
Street DreamsStreet Dreams by Fabolous
Buy new: $12.99 / Used from: $1.83
Corny methaphors, stupid punchlines, Mase-like droning on every song plus sugarweet love ballads. Yep, you get the full package with Fabolous