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50 Irish Drinking Songs50 Irish Drinking Songs by Sean O'Neill
Buy new: $7.98 / Used from: $2.96
Sing it up you rowdy bastard!
The World's Best Bartenders' GuideThe World's Best Bartenders' Guide by D. Bain
Buy used from: $0.99
In case you actually care about the way your drink tastes...
Trojan Premium Latex Condoms, Lubricated, Ultra Thin, Economy Pack, 36 condomsTrojan Premium Latex Condoms, Lubricated, Ultra Thin, Economy Pack, 36 condoms
You might need this--hopefully!
Rubik's Cube Brain Teaser Puzzle with Helpful HintsRubik's Cube Brain Teaser Puzzle with Helpful Hints
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Go ahead--I dare you!
Oneida Waiter's CorkscrewOneida Waiter's Corkscrew
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Why waste your money? This is all you'll really need!
World's Toughest Tongue TwistersWorld's Toughest Tongue Twisters by Joseph Rosenbloom
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Try this after your seventh beverage.
Drunken MasterDrunken Master
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You don't have to take sh** from anyone when you're toasted--evidently.
Kodak Gold 200 Speed  24 Exposure 35mm Film (5-Pack)Kodak Gold 200 Speed 24 Exposure 35mm Film (5-Pack)
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Don't forget to document that precious public urination and a picture of your date running away!
5 Pack Ultra "All-In-One" Cloth Diaper Variety Pack - Infant Size5 Pack Ultra "All-In-One" Cloth Diaper Variety Pack - Infant Size
Buy new: $53.99
If you missed number 3, and number 8 actually helped your prospects, buy this in about nine months.