Listmania!
I'm a stupid gear-whore photographer that wants everythign
By an Amazon.com customer
Canon EOS 1Ds Mark II 16.7MP Digital SLR Camera (Body Only)Canon EOS 1Ds Mark II 16.7MP Digital SLR Camera (Body Only)
Buy new: $6,949.99
uhh, for sure.
Acratech Arca Type Quick Release Plate for the Canon EOS IV with PB-E2, EOS 3 with PB-E2, 20D with BG-ED, and EOS 1D, EOS 1D MKII, EOS 1Ds MKII Cameras.Acratech Arca Type Quick Release Plate for the Canon EOS IV with PB-E2, EOS 3 with PB-E2, 20D with BG-ED, and EOS 1D, EOS 1D MKII, EOS 1Ds MKII Cameras.
Buy used from: $35.00
duh
Canon EF 15mm f/2.8 Fisheye Lens for Canon SLR CamerasCanon EF 15mm f/2.8 Fisheye Lens for Canon SLR Cameras
Buy new: $601.98
and you call yourself a photographer.
Canon EF 16-35mm f/2.8L USM Ultra Wide Angle Zoom Lens for Canon SLR CamerasCanon EF 16-35mm f/2.8L USM Ultra Wide Angle Zoom Lens for Canon SLR Cameras
hey it's good fun
Canon EF 24mm f/1.4L USM Wide Angle Lens for Canon SLR CamerasCanon EF 24mm f/1.4L USM Wide Angle Lens for Canon SLR Cameras
Buy new: $1,228.00
hey now
Canon EF 24-70mm f/2.8L USM Standard Zoom Lens for Canon SLR CamerasCanon EF 24-70mm f/2.8L USM Standard Zoom Lens for Canon SLR Cameras
Buy new: $1,190.00 / Used from: $1,119.00
stupid
Canon EF 50mm f/1.2 L USM Lens for Canon Digital SLR CamerasCanon EF 50mm f/1.2 L USM Lens for Canon Digital SLR Cameras
Buy new: $1,463.00
wow look at that, f1.2
Canon EF 400mm f/2.8L IS USM Super Telephoto Lens for Canon SLR Cameras Canon EF 400mm f/2.8L IS USM Super Telephoto Lens for Canon SLR Cameras 
Buy new: $6,500.00
if you're going to shoot little-league like a pro, you need the 400
Novoflex Adapter to Mount Leica R Lenses on a Leica M BodyNovoflex Adapter to Mount Leica R Lenses on a Leica M Body
Buy new: $239.95
pretty much essential
Leica Summicron-R - Wide-angle lens - 35 mm - f/2.0 - Leica RLeica Summicron-R - Wide-angle lens - 35 mm - f/2.0 - Leica R
Buy new: $2,995.00 / Used from: $2,195.00
dope.
Pocket Wizard MultiMAX Transceiver, Remote Control Radio Slave.Pocket Wizard MultiMAX Transceiver, Remote Control Radio Slave.
Buy new: $295.00
you need like 80 of these
Nikon SB-24 Speedlight FlashNikon SB-24 Speedlight Flash
these go with the Pocket Wizards
Bogen - Manfrotto Magic Arm w/ 3299 Quick Release (#2930QR)Bogen - Manfrotto Magic Arm w/ 3299 Quick Release (#2930QR)
Buy new: $128.65
so you can mount your camera
Pocket Wizard Canon N3 Motor Drive CablePocket Wizard Canon N3 Motor Drive Cable
Buy new: $69.99
LISTEN TO ME, you need this
Canon EF 70-200mm f/2.8L IS USM Telephoto Zoom Lens for Canon SLR CamerasCanon EF 70-200mm f/2.8L IS USM Telephoto Zoom Lens for Canon SLR Cameras
Buy new: $1,670.97 / Used from: $1,449.99
for realz
Canon EF 135mm f/2L USM Lens for Canon SLR CamerasCanon EF 135mm f/2L USM Lens for Canon SLR Cameras
Buy new: $935.00 / Used from: $850.00
bokehsonice
Canon EOS-1V Professional SLR BodyCanon EOS-1V Professional SLR Body
Buy new: $1,666.10 / Used from: $739.00
-film-
Lowepro Super Trekker AW II Camera Bag (Black)Lowepro Super Trekker AW II Camera Bag (Black)
Buy new: $449.95
you'll kinda need this
Canon NPE3 NIMH Battery for EOS 1D SLR Digital CameraCanon NPE3 NIMH Battery for EOS 1D SLR Digital Camera
Buy new: $115.95 / Used from: $297.95
get like 5
Visible Dust Arctic Butterfly 724 Bundle for Full Size 1.0x DSLR CamerasVisible Dust Arctic Butterfly 724 Bundle for Full Size 1.0x DSLR Cameras
you'll get your sensor so dirty changing all these lenses
Apple Mac Pro MA356LL/A Desktop (Two 2.66 GHz Dual-Core Intel Xeon Processors, 1 GB RAM, 250 GB Hard Drive, SuperDrive)Apple Mac Pro MA356LL/A Desktop (Two 2.66 GHz Dual-Core Intel Xeon Processors, 1 GB RAM, 250 GB Hard Drive, SuperDrive)
Buy new: $2,639.83 / Used from: $2,069.10
edit
Bogen - Manfrotto Quick Action Super ClampBogen - Manfrotto Quick Action Super Clamp
Buy new: $33.95
for the arm
Arca-Swiss Monoball B1E Ball Head with Quick Release (Requires Quick Release Plate) - Supports 90 lbs #801001.1Arca-Swiss Monoball B1E Ball Head with Quick Release (Requires Quick Release Plate) - Supports 90 lbs #801001.1
big dumb ballhead
Canon Speedlite 580EX Flash for Canon Pro1, Pro 90, G Series, and EOS SLR Digital CamerasCanon Speedlite 580EX Flash for Canon Pro1, Pro 90, G Series, and EOS SLR Digital Cameras
you gotta have some TTL