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The ApostasyThe Apostasy by Behemoth
Buy new: $12.98 / Used from: $6.50
Nergal et al. have the best leathers: no spikes, just clasps; lots of muted grays, blues and ash; long drapes, kind of vampirish, warlock-y. Pretty cool. I'd wear this crap around all day. Too bad Satanism, Crowleyanity, Thelema & Occultism are gay.
In Sorte DiaboliIn Sorte Diaboli by Dimmu Borgir
Buy new: $18.98 / Used from: $5.40
These guys have about 100,000 spikes total. Crazy leather, lots of metal, etc. Too bad Satan's gay.
The ArockalypseThe Arockalypse by Lordi
Buy new: $15.98 / Used from: $4.70
Funny. And they don't take themselves seriously.
Beyond HellBeyond Hell by GWAR
Buy used from: $7.50
GWAR used to be the funniest, but then they took the fact they were one of the funniest first seriously, which becomes gay in itself. Their homosexuality is disappointing.
AnimosityAnimosity by The Bezerker
Buy new: $42.99 / Used from: $11.98
Yes. Seizure-inducing crap is always good.
The Wraith: Shangri-LaThe Wraith: Shangri-La by Insane Clown Posse
Buy new: $14.98 / Used from: $7.50
They take seriously the fact they don't take themselves seriously. I'd wear this stuff anywhere.
EvernightEvernight by Battlelore
Buy new: $17.98 / Used from: $17.98
These guys & gals are all about Middle Earth. Gay, but good.
Straight to HellStraight to Hell by Hank Williams III
Buy new: $18.98 / Used from: $8.95
Hank's got that smoky devilcore hellbilly trash look locked down.
Termination BlissTermination Bliss by Deathstars
Buy used from: $15.39
DS got that sado-fascist thing down pretty well (they're gay, though.) However, my nigz in DROTTNAR did it first & creepier, w/ all kinds of gas masks and other crap.
EverreadyEverready by Tech N9ne
Buy new: $14.99 / Used from: $8.88
When I first saw my nxgga Tech, he came out in an orange-and-purple pin-stripe zoot suit with red-dyed punk hair spikes & crazy bling. Mad propz.
ThornographyThornography by Cradle of Filth
Buy new: $18.98 / Used from: $3.60
CoF is the quintessence of homosexuality, but they have cool outfits. Dani, you always sing about ravishing women but you're a catcher from the back-hitters!
IowaIowa by Slipknot
Buy new: $14.99 / Used from: $2.71
Matching coveralls & crazy masks are always good, but aggro nu-metal Satancore is gayer than a french horn.
Savior SorrowSavior Sorrow by Mushroomhead
Buy new: $14.98 / Used from: $4.50
I like their outfits better than the 'Knot, and their older gear was really lo-fi.
Oath BoundOath Bound by Summoning
Buy new: $16.98 / Used from: $41.64
These guys are so Tolkienian, YOU CAN'T EVEN SEE THEM. They're freaking camo'd in their pictures, especially Abigor boy.
Gothic KabbalahGothic Kabbalah by Therion
Buy new: $20.98 / Used from: $7.36
These ladies have the best dresses -- guys too!
Breed the KillersBreed the Killers by Earth Crisis
Buy used from: $0.01
Back in the day, these guys had great matching soldier-esque fatigues. I remember when Bulldog almost stabbed that fxg from Ink & Dagger after he threw yogurt on him. Good times, when hXc was just that.
The Misfits Box SetThe Misfits Box Set by Misfits
Buy new: $41.47 / Used from: $35.00
Yes.