Product Description

Heal your wounds with bacon! Wait...with bacon? The makers of the Bacon Bandages maybe be weird but, they are onto something. They are one of our best selling items! Each tin of Bacon Bandages comes with 15 sterile adhesive strips cut into the bacon shape and a free toy! Sizzle your ouchies away!

Product Details

• Amazon Sales Rank: #2402 in Toys & Games
• Color: Bacon
• Brand: Accoutrements
• Model: 11476
• Dimensions: .25 pounds

Features

• One Tin of Bacon Bandages
• 3" x 1" Bacon Strips Bandages
• 15 Bandages Per Tin

Customer Reviews

z'man cheirusainu

I picked these up on an impulse, tired of sporting Dora and Strawberry Shortcake bandages over my manly shaving-related mutilations. Just an impulse, good for a few chuckles, but I'm glad I did.

I like these bacon bandages. I love bacon, it makes everything tastier. You ever have scallops wrapped in bacon? Or, where I grew up, we had the francheezie, a quarter-pound dog, split up and filled with cheese, and wrapped with bacon. I love the idea of garnishing myself with bacon, and all it symbolizes. To my kosher cousins, the bacon serves as a slight, a defiant declaration that I will not be laden down by dogma and delusion. To my vegan brothers and sisters, the bacon is a visible symbol of my dishonor, a white-meat scarlet letter confessing my lack of grit: "I'm with you in spirit, comrades, but the flesh is weak."

I'm so fond of these band-aids that it's a little bit of a downer when my wounds heal up. I eager anticipate paper cuts. I'm actually contemplating getting a bacon tattoo. Let me know what you think.

What can I say - it's Bacon!
What can one possibly say that isn't self explanatory?

Just as it looks - Band-Aids that look like bacon.
Cool enough in it's own right.

I've been sitting here just *waiting* to cut myself just so I can slap one of these bad boys on, to the envy of all friends and coworkers.
There's no doubt that a slab of bacon will heal any wound.

Comes w/ "free toy" too - a tiny little piglet figurine. How demented is that.

Costly Shipping from Magu LLC
Great item at a Great price. SHIPS DIRECT FROM MAGU LLC NOT AMAZON. Read the fine print on shipping costs involved in ordering this product from Amazaon. MAGU LLC had detailed shipping info on their website unlike what you will find on Amazon when ordering this item.