 | Colorado City Polygamists: An Inside Look for the Outsider by Benjamin G. Bistline
Buy new: $16.20 / Used from: $10.46 She doesn't want you to pitch the idea...trust me!
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 | Warcraft III Battle Chest
Buy new: $34.99 / Used from: $23.97 I know...some ladies love the game, but does it say 'romance' to you? Wait...don't answer that.
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 | Tribute to Megadeath by Various Artists
Buy new: $29.99 / Used from: $4.21 Leave the metal bands to the other guys and stick with letting her choose her own music.
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 | PSI TCLPRO Turncrafter PRO Midi 4 Amp 10-Inch Swing by 18-3/4-Inch between Centers 1/2-Horsepower Benchtop Woodworking Lathe
Buy new: $188.00 You're a tool if you buy this for her for Valentine's Day!
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 | Fiskars 9424 Garden Bucket Caddy
Buy new: $13.11 She might enjoy this one with a flat of flowers for Mother's Day, but not for Valentine's. Try again.
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 | Maxim (1-year)
Buy new: $10.00 Showing her what you'd like her to look like won't earn you any points.
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 | LEGO® Pink Brick Box
Buy new: $16.99 Even dressed in pink, this will never do...unless she's 9.
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 | Signature Music Tunable 2 Tone Wood Bongo Set New 4613
Assume the only thing she'll want to beat on is you if you buy these for her.
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 | Hat with Solar Fan and Sunglasses - Pink
Hot flashes or not...don't get her this either.
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 | A hug is the ideal gift - one size fits all T-shirt
Buy new: $17.95 - $21.95 "One Size Fits All" is NEVER something a woman wants to see. Remember it!
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 | Girl-On-Girl
Buy new: $13.49 / Used from: $14.17 This is for you...not for her. Admittedly she can probably appreciate the artistic quality of the film, but none the less...skip it.
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 | Bayou Classic 3066A 30-Quart Outdoor Turkey Fryer Kit
Buy new: $61.97 Romantic...not so much. Practical...not really. Bonehead move on your part...definitely!
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 | KitchenAid SSA Sausage Stuffer Kit Attachment for Food Grinder
Buy new: $9.99 Buy your bratwurst and take her out to dinner.
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 | Bear Sharp Shooter Bow Set
Yes it's possible she might like this one, but considering that you are arming her, you'd best be sure about that one!
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 | The Anal Sex Position Guide: The Best Positions for Easy, Exciting, Mind-Blowing Pleasure by Tristan Taormino
Buy new: $13.59 / Used from: $17.37 You know that movie "He's Just Not Into You"? Well this is a subjective thing. Some will disagree with me on this, but I'd not like to receive anything relating to this subject in my goodie basket if you know what I mean?
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 | Women's Vintage Paratrooper Fatigues
Buy new: $20.95 - $35.00 The only way you're close on this one is that it's for women.
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 | Staples MAILMATE Junk Mail Shredder
Buy new: $69.95 A very handy device for shredding your credit cards, pictures of former girlfriends, and your passport.
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 | Express Seal (8 AWG) Butt Connector 5 Pcs.
Buy new: $6.89 I'm pretty certain this would get a laugh, but not much else.
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 | Nad's Natural Hair Removal Gel, Facial Wand, .2-Ounces
Buy new: $11.99 Ignore it guys... get her a gift certificate to a spa instead.
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 | Logitech Harmony 880 Advanced Universal Remote Control
Buy new: $121.86 / Used from: $74.99 In all honesty I love mine, but I didn't receive it for Valentine's Day.
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