Maybe it's just the photo, but he kinda looks mad...probably because of something you did.

Every day, something new and unexpected.

For the ultimate in light, frilly, innocuous party lighting.

Light up your life!

Because who better to chill and hold your home drinking water?

Product note: action is purely spiritual.

Put up front to bless those you're about to mow down, and watch over those already under the wheels.

Let him erase all of your mistakes, literally.

I would've thought the holes for the strings would've been through the hands and feet.

Kind of abstract-y, if you ask me. You'll probably end up having to es'plain the image to a lot of folks. But maybe that's the point.

Put him up front, to keep watch over everything over which you drive.

Tubby time never was so pure and so holy, although rendering The Big J as a duck seems to be more than a tad blashpemoush, actually.

(Homer voice) . . . mmmmmmm, frosted Jesus . . .

This one is absolutely fascinating and borderline repellent--Jesus in full combat gear, right down to a pistol thigh rig and assault kneepads, yet is wearing the robe and crown and is carrying a dove. What in the world is the message here?

Your time is coming, and every time you look at this, you'll remember that.

And some mighty colorful art, to kind of spruce up that image.

THE Jesus.

So you can be a totally down bad-guy biker.

Because when you think "Jeebus," you think "Egypt."

Right hand of the father? Son of god? One and equal but still part of the separate holy trinity? Now sort it all out with this definitive Heaven, Inc. line-and-block chart.