Russell Hammond: And you can tell Rolling Stone magazine that my last words were... I'm on drugs! William Miller: Russell! I think we should work on those last words! Russell Hammond: I got it, I got it. Last words - I dig music. Russell Hammond:I'm on drugs!

Sam: No,not from high school, from TV. Didn't you play the retarded quarterback? Andrew:Yeah. Sam: Are you really retarded? Andrew:No. Sam: Ooh,great job man! I really thought you were retarded.I mean, you're better than that Corky kid and he's actually retarded.If there was a retarded Oscar you would win,hands down,kick his a**!

Thank God I was born in the age of the ipod

SO GOOD

The best band period

All you see is red lights behind me Maybe this isn’t what you wanted baby I don’t blame you falling backwards No one’s ever quite confused you this way And all this time we wasted away We don’t feel good unless we’re gray And all the times I chased you away I simply don’t feel good

I'm on my second drink But I've had a few before... I'm tryin' hard to think And I think that I want you on the floor Uh huh, yeah on the floor!

I've read it three times

Every man you have ever dated who has said he doesn't want to get married or doesn't believe in marriage, or has "issues" with marriage, will ... rest assured ... someday be married.It just will never be with you So true

must have

The only gum I chew- I like the new flavor mint mojito