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ABSTRACTIONABSTRACTION by Joseph Granda-Padron
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A good book.  Rape, sex, drugs, alcohol, and a schizo murderer.  Best book I've read in years.
Scarface Deluxe Gift Set - Scarface (1983) & Scarface (1932)Scarface Deluxe Gift Set - Scarface (1983) & Scarface (1932)
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Somethin to watch when the wife aint home.
Jenna's Greatest HitsJenna's Greatest Hits
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Somethin to watch when the wife dont want to give it up.
Peter Jackson's King KongPeter Jackson's King Kong
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Somethin to play when you cant beat the woman infront of you.
Transporter 2Transporter 2
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This dude might get her in the mood!  Its worth a shot
PlayStation Portable (PSP) Value PackPlayStation Portable (PSP) Value Pack
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Just in case you're on punishment and she sends you to te laundrymat!
Classic Better Sex Video Series Vol. 2 - Advanced Sexual Techniques (1991)Classic Better Sex Video Series Vol. 2 - Advanced Sexual Techniques (1991)
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This will get both of you in the mood!
Homedics BK-3000 6 Point Back Massager with HeatHomedics BK-3000 6 Point Back Massager with Heat
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Yohimbe Bark Powder 300 mg 100 CapsYohimbe Bark Powder 300 mg 100 Caps
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Can't get Viagra?  Heres the next best thing.   UPUPANDAWAY^
LifeStyles Extra Pleasure Brand 2046 Ultra Sensitive with Spermicidal Lubricant Condoms, 36 CountLifeStyles Extra Pleasure Brand 2046 Ultra Sensitive with Spermicidal Lubricant Condoms, 36 Count
This is to make sure tomorrow you wont want to kill yourself.  Trust me!
DEWALT DW055K-2 Heavy Duty 14.4-Volt Ni-Cad 1/2-Inch Cordless Impact WrenchDEWALT DW055K-2 Heavy Duty 14.4-Volt Ni-Cad 1/2-Inch Cordless Impact Wrench
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AS a man this is a mandotory.  THAT whole turn the wrist thing...nah, thats not me.
Panasonic NN-T965SF Luxury Full-Size 2.2-Cubic-Foot 1,250-Watt Microwave Oven, StainlessPanasonic NN-T965SF Luxury Full-Size 2.2-Cubic-Foot 1,250-Watt Microwave Oven, Stainless
So that she can never say she cooks for you!  HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Map of BonesMap of Bones by James Rollins
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From here on out... great books to read while stuck in the John!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Angels & Demons (Robert Langdon)Angels & Demons (Robert Langdon) by Dan Brown
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A Necessary Evil (Maggie O'Dell Novels)A Necessary Evil (Maggie O'Dell Novels) by Alex Kava
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The Archimedes Effect: Net Force 10The Archimedes Effect: Net Force 10 by Steve Perry
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Deception PointDeception Point by Dan Brown
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The Last TemplarThe Last Templar by Raymond Khoury
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Notorious: An It Girl NovelNotorious: An It Girl Novel by Cecily von Ziegesar
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Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl (The Junior Novelization)Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl (The Junior Novelization) by Irene Trimble
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The Ultimate Guide to Anal Sex for Women, 2nd EditionThe Ultimate Guide to Anal Sex for Women, 2nd Edition by Tristan Taormino
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Luscious: Stories of Anal EroticismLuscious: Stories of Anal Eroticism
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