Product Description

In Garfield’s Guide to Everything, the philosophizing fat cat weighs in on a whole kit and caboodle of subjects, from ecology to astrology, Shakespeare to stupidity.

Sleep — “The best 18 hours of my day”
Coffee — “Mother Nature’s Jumper Cables”
Dogs — “They contain 90% of the world’s drool supply.”
Love — “”…is splitting the last piece of pizza.”
Exercise — “My favorite spectator sport.”
Mondays — “The armpit of days.”
Golf — “That’s Scottish for ‘AAARGH!’.”

Product Details

• Amazon Sales Rank: #59038 in Books
• Published on: 2004-10-26
• Released on: 2004-10-26
• Original language: English
• Number of items: 1
• Binding: Paperback
• 128 pages

Features

• ISBN13: 9780345464613
• Condition: NEW
• Notes: Brand New from Publisher. No Remainder Mark.
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From the Inside Flap
In Garfield's Guide to Everything, the philosophizing fat cat weighs in on a whole kit and caboodle of subjects, from ecology to astrology, Shakespeare to stupidity.

Sleep — "The best 18 hours of my day"
Coffee — "Mother Nature's Jumper Cables"
Dogs — "They contain 90% of the world's drool supply."
Love — ""…is splitting the last piece of pizza."
Exercise — "My favorite spectator sport."
Mondays — "The armpit of days."
Golf — "That's Scottish for 'AAARGH!'."

Customer Reviews

Garfield is witty!
In "Garfield's Guide to Everything", there are some silly stuff like Jon said, "Did you know that kissing a chicken cures cold sores". When Garfield says that Jon is a nerd, he said that nerds are usually in mom's basement. Or at the comic book store. Or wearing plastic Vulcan ears at the local Star Trek convention. Kids will love this!

Pure Garfield Advice --- Fans Are Gonna Love This!
In "Garfield's Guide to Everything," Garfield dishes out advice on many topics near and dear to his heart and rants on some not so dear. In here, you'll find advice on everything from laziness to pscychics. There's actually a lot of good information in here and it's all done with the Garfield wit and humor you've come to love. Watch also for funny, up-to-date pop-culture references.

Included with the advice are everything from Garfield cartoons to Garfield promotional posters. While they may seem like shameless advertising (and hey --- why would Garfield be above that?), they actually help quite nicely to reinforce the points that Garfield is making. Watch out though, you might find yourself wanting one or more of these posters if you don't have them already!

At the end of the book, Garfield gives a hodepodge of short, additional bits of advice on subjects that didn't merit full-page entries, such as armageddon and procrastination. Make sure to soak up this information, followed by a big dinner and then a nice, long snooze. All day perhaps?

Funny
I always enjoy garfield's sarcasm, and in this books he makes funny of everything. This book has more text han comics, pay attention if you're looking only garfield comics.