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Overrated Crooners for Ladies and Girliemen Only
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We Are in LoveWe Are in Love by Harry Connick Jr.
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Who says that crooners have to be good looking to attract the ladies?
Greatest Love SongsGreatest Love Songs by Engelbert Humperdinck
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The last syllable of his surname says it all
Achy Breaky HeartAchy Breaky Heart by Billy Ray Cyrus
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One of his concerts came to an abrupt halt after Billy Ray caught a glimse of himself on a reflective surface and couldn't look away
"Barry Manilow - Greatest Hits, Vol. 1""Barry Manilow - Greatest Hits, Vol. 1" by Barry Manilow
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One of his tours was reportedly canceled because he had a yeast infection
Whenever You Need SomebodyWhenever You Need Somebody by Rick Astley
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Does this guy look like the Belgian cartoon character "Tintin" or what?
Measure Of A ManMeasure Of A Man by Clay Aiken
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This is the kind of guy that Freddie Blassie was talking about when he coined the term "pencil-necked geek"
Josh GrobanJosh Groban by Josh Groban
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Mr. Groban is all the rage right now - He's so fabulous that all the male art/music critics are fighting over who gets to conduct a private interview with him next
The Very Best of Rod StewartThe Very Best of Rod Stewart by Rod Stewart
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What are the odds of one his girlfriends testing negative at the VD clinic?
Heart Shaped WorldHeart Shaped World by Chris Isaak
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Virtually all of this guy's album covers show his profile - He must be pretty ugly if seen straight on
RecklessReckless by Bryan Adams
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This boy from BC claims to be a rocker the way a poodle in a leather jacket claims to be a guard dog
Julio Iglesias - My Life: Greatest HitsJulio Iglesias - My Life: Greatest Hits by Julio Iglesias
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How do you say "pantywaist" in Spanish?
The Secret of AssociationThe Secret of Association by Paul Young
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Every time you go away?  If only he could have done us the favor of going away long ago
FaithFaith by George Michael
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He broke millions of heterosexual female hearts when he was caught doing a Bill Clinton imitation in a Hollywood public lavatory (If it had been the women's lavatory they could have held out hope)
I'm in YouI'm in You by Peter Frampton
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According to a major groupie who slept with hundreds of rock stars and actors, this guy was the smallest (I'm not making this up)
Wayne Newton - Greatest HitsWayne Newton - Greatest Hits by Wayne Newton
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A must see for all the ladies and sweethearts who visit Vegas
JustifiedJustified by Justin Timberlake
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He may have good taste in women but it is too bad that he sings like one
Definitive CollectionDefinitive Collection by Eric Carmen
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This guy sings like one of those 70's guys who claimed to cry when they were alone in order to make women think they were sensitive enough to sleep with
Frankie Valli - Greatest HitsFrankie Valli - Greatest Hits by Frankie Valli
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If Menudo ever lets an adult into their group, Frankie baby would be a good choice
First OffenseFirst Offense by Corey Hart
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What kind of a wuss wears sunglasses at night?
Greatest Love SongsGreatest Love Songs by Tom Jones
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I'm listing him last because, although he's strictly for ladies, he seems like the only one on this list whose heart doesn't pump Kool-Aid