....whether we're the living trying to survive the peril of the undead, or the undead trying to survive the peril of the living - if survive makes sense - a desert island with no shortage of corpses is a dangerous place to be....

....there seems to be a whole coven of authors fooling about with vampires....

....published by Harper Teen, this one. One hell of a lot of teens lusting for blood....

....why not buy them by the boxful; saves time and money. Economy of scale, it's called....

....and bondage sex too, apparently. Difficult enough figuring how to deal with regular sexy vampires, but kinky sexy ones....

....how otherwise can we cope with all this blood-lust complicating normal lust? Also, this title makes me wonder, do the undead have diet problems?....

....or is it one of these Dark Reunions, "jeez Masdranga, I haven't seen you in an age, give us a hug!"....

....also, can one vampire jump on another's slave just as he or she wants, or are slaves marked by their owners? Registered perhaps, with computer records, inplantd chip optional....

....oh, here's Anne, the Queen herself, still in the game. I bet she'd know. She's experienced, not like all these girls. Older. Getting a bit long in the tooth, in fact....

...whereas this dude's Old School/Smooth School. Like from the days when his type were described as 'cultured" and "debonair"....