 | Seinfeld - Seasons 1 & 2
Buy new: $14.99 / Used from: $5.31 George Costanza: "Kramer goes to a fantasy camp? His whole life is a fantasy camp. Sleep, do nothing, fall backwards into money, mooch food off your neighbors and have sex without dating.
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 | The Seinfeld Scripts: The First and Second Seasons by Jerry Seinfeld
Buy new: $14.78 / Used from: $2.66 Jerry Seinfeld: "I think he regifted, then he degifted, and now he's using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a Super Bowl sex romp.
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 | Seinfeld - Season 3
Buy new: $14.99 / Used from: $6.13 George Costanza: "I've driven women to lesbianism before, but never to a mental institution." Elaine Benes: "I'm not a lesbian. I hate men, but I'm not a lesbian.
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 | Seinfeld: Seasons 1, 2 and 3 Giftset (includes Limited Edition Script, Monk's Salt & Pepper Shakers & Playing Cards)
Buy new: $58.95 / Used from: $31.97 George Costanza: "I have a bad feeling that whenever a lesbian looks at me they think, that's why I'm not a heterosexual.
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 | Seinfeld - Season 4
Buy new: $14.99 / Used from: $7.84 Jerry Seinfeld: "Yes, yes I am. Master of my domain. But I will tell you this: I'm going over to her apartment and I'm telling her to put those shades down!
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 | Seinfeld - Season 5
Buy used from: $9.49 Jerry Seinfeld: "I can't take it anymore! I can't sleep, I can't leave the house, and I'm here, I'm climbing the walls. Meanwhile, I'm dating a virgin, I'm in this contest - something's gotta give!
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 | Seinfeld - Season 6
Buy new: $14.99 / Used from: $11.18 Jerry Seinfeld: "George, this is a little too much for me. Escaped convicts, fugitive sex. I've got a cockfight to focus on!
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 | Seinfeld - Seasons 5 & 6 Giftset (Includes Handwritten Script and Collectible Miniature Puffy Shirt)
Buy new: $58.95 / Used from: $31.99 Jerry Seinfeld: "You see, Elaine, the key to eating a black and white cookie is that you wanna get some black and some white in each bite. Nothing mixes better than vanilla and chocolate. And yet, racial harmony eludes us. If people would only look to the cookie, all our problems would be solved.
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 | Seinfeld Seasons 1-6 Pack
Buy used from: $79.90 George Costanza: "I'm disturbed, I'm depressed, I'm inadequate. I've got it all!
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 | Seinfeld - Season 7
Buy new: $14.99 / Used from: $9.90 George Costanza: "Marcy comes over and she tells me that her ex-boyfriend was over late last night and 'yada yada yada I'm really tired today.' You don't think she'd yada yada sex?
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 | Seinfeld Collection: The Complete Seasons 1-7 (Amazon Exclusive)
Buy used from: $100.00 Jerry Seinfeld: "Here you have a job that can help you get girls. But you also have a relationship. But if you try to get rid of the relationship so you can get girls, you lose the job. You see the irony?
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 | Seinfeld - Season 8
Buy new: $14.99 / Used from: $12.57 George Costanza: "It became very clear to me sitting out there today that every decision I've made in my entire life has been wrong. My life is the complete opposite of everything I want it to be.
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 | Seinfeld - Season 9
Buy new: $14.99 / Used from: $12.50 Jerry Seinfeld: "Boy, there's a little too much chlorine in that gene pool.
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 | Seinfeld - The Complete Series
Buy new: $127.99 / Used from: $99.98 George Costanza: "I think I can sum up the show for you with one word: nothing.
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 | Scene It? Seinfeld
Buy new: $14.99 Cosmo Kramer: This is a lonely woman looking for companionship. A spinster, maybe a virgin. Maybe she got hurt a long time ago. She's a schoolgirl, there was a boy, it didn't work out. So now she needs a little tenderness. She needs a little understanding. Needs a little Kramer!
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 | Seinology: The Sociology of Seinfeld by Tim Delaney
Buy new: $14.27 / Used from: $5.00 George Costanza: "I lie every second of the day. My whole life is a sham.
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 | Seinfeld and Philosophy: A Book about Everything and Nothing
Buy new: $13.57 / Used from: $8.05 George Costanza: "Jerry, just remember, it's not a lie if you believe it.
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 | Seinfeld: The Making of an American Icon by Jerry Oppenheimer
Buy used from: $0.24 Jerry Seinfeld: "People don't just bump into each other and have sex. This isn't Cinemax.
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 | How Well Do You Know Jerry. . . and His Friends?: A Trivia Book by Artie Mangravito
Buy used from: $106.33 George Costanza: "I'll sniff out a deal. I have a sixth sense." Jerry Seinfeld: "Cheapness is not a sense.
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 | Seinlanguage by Jerry Seinfeld
Buy new: $7.99 / Used from: $0.01 Jerry Seinfeld: "Men are life firemen. To us, sex is an emergency, and we can be ready in two minutes. Women are like fire. The conditions have to be exactly right for it to occur.
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 | I'm Telling You for the Last Time by Jerry Seinfeld
Buy new: $9.99 / Used from: $3.18 Jerry Seinfeld: "I'm not gay. Not that there's anything wrong with that!
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 | Jerry Seinfeld Live on Broadway: I'm Telling You for the Last Time
Buy new: $5.98 / Used from: $1.70 Jerry Seinfeld: "Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You don't stare at it. It's too risky. You get a sense of it and then you look away.
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 | Halloween (Byron Preiss Book) by Jerry Seinfeld
Buy new: $11.01 / Used from: $0.01 Jerry Seinfeld: "The first time you hear the concept of Halloween when you're a kid, your brain cannot even process the idea. Everyone we know is just giving out candy? I gotta be a part of this!
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 | Jerry Seinfeld on Comedy by Jerry Seinfeld
Buy new: $13.98 / Used from: $5.57 Katya: "In my country, they speak of a man so virile, so potent, that to spend a night with such a man is to enter a world of such sensual delights most women dare not dream of.
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 | Comedian
Buy new: $13.49 / Used from: $2.28 Katya: "This man is known as the 'Comedian.' You may tell jokes, Mr. Jerry Seinfeld, but you are no Comedian!
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 | Bee Movie (Jerry's Two-Disc Special Edition)
Buy new: $33.49 / Used from: $3.28 Barry B. Benson: "Tivo. You mean you can just freeze live TV? That's insane." Vanessa: "What, you don't have anything like that?" Barry B. Benson: "We have Hivo. But it's a disease. It's a horrible, horrible disease.
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