![]() | Conair 213X Infiniti Professional Tourmaline Ceramic Technology Ionic Styler, Black
Buy new: $33.89 This definitely beats the old, beastly blow dryer I have now. The ionic influence gives me a more compliant head of hair... because believe me, I can look like Medusa.
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![]() | Conair MDF2R Facial Sauna With Timer
Buy new: $24.88 Truthfully, I really want this for my sinuses. I know it's dishonest of me to not want this sauna for my pores, but my life revolves around the comfort of my sinuses! I must do what the sinuses tell me to do or pay the price!
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![]() | Conair TM7L-320 Illumina Three panel Make-up Mirror w/4 Light Settings
Buy new: $40.59 They say the lighting isn't good enough, and I agree. However! It's got more lighting than my unlit magnifying mirror. But I must say, it tells the truth! I am not the fairest one of all: I can see all those fine lines and blemishes! At least it doesn't lie.
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![]() | Conair NM8 Massaging Neck Rest With Heat
Buy new: $19.99 The reviews on this product sucked, but my neck and shoulders are usually so tense and miserable that any degree of heat and/or vibration would probably feel like heaven. I also want to see how weird this might feel. I imagine it would be much like having an overheated, bloated insect resting on your shoulders.
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![]() | Panasonic EH2511A Pore Cleanser with Micro-fine Mist
Buy new: $32.17 I don't care what anyone says... this thing works for me. If I weren't careful with it's use, however, I'd have hickies all over my nose! As long as I use the wider end, it sucks those blackheads right out! The only thing odd about it is the strange, gurgling sound it makes. It sounds like a giant, drowning bumblebee.
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![]() | Dr. Scholl's DR6624 Toe-Touch Foot Spa with Bubbles and Massage
Buy new: $24.99 I want this thing, although I confess it's hard to imagine keeping still long enough to use it. My feetsies are very sensitive: they only like well-made shoes, and complain bitterly when I have been standing on them too long. Perhaps this will make them shut up.
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![]() | Verseo Oxygen Facial System - AH2085
Buy new: $59.99 Place a tank of oxygen next to a heat source, & I'm sure you will get the deepest non-surgical peel of your life! Since I'd rather "youthify" myself gently, I will try this to see if it will really deliver oxygen to my capillaries and make me "purty."
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![]() | DreamTime Breathe Easy Face Pillow, Sage Brocade Blossom
Buy new: $24.59 These things rock! I've purchased one for myself, and one for everyone I know. The sinuses have their equivalent of the "Big O" every time I use one of these heated eye pillows! Even better, I don't go around looking like I have raisins for eyes!
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![]() | Pretika ST197 Lightsonic Pulsating Light Therapy System
I've got this thing, and use it religiously. It must be working, because the fine lines on my face are disappearing! While it feels like I'm pressing a VERY nervous flashlight to my face, the vibration is kind of pleasant. I get that nice, novocaine-numb face thang going. Wish they made these bigger.
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![]() | Rejuvenique RJV10KIT Facial Toning Mask Kit
It's scary looking. When you first use it, it feels unsettling. Different portions of your face twitch. After a while, you get used to it, & it's downright soothing. It might be interesting to paint it to look like V's mask in "V for Vendetta." Think I'll wear it when proselytizers come to the door.
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![]() | Oral-B Professional Care Deluxe Electric Toothbrush -
Buy new: $77.08 I have this wonderful device. I've never had a toothbrush that makes my teeth so clean and white. That "fresh from the dentist" feeling: sans cotton packs, bleeding gums, and novocaine numbness. Braun sure makes their money, however. You have to sell your firstborn just to afford the replacement heads!
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![]() | WaterPik WP-60W Personal Dental Water Jet System
Buy new: $34.99 Well, this isn't the one I have. Mine was purchased in the 80's & it's still going strong. It replaced the one I got in the 60's. The device sounds like an angry food processor, but it does the trick. I HATE flossing, and since my teeth are arranged more tightly than sardines in a can, this prevents me from slicing my jaw in half from trying to force the floss between the teeth!
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![]() | Nexxus Phyto Organics Theratin Shampoo and Humectin Conditioner Liter DUO
Buy new: $24.99 This is the stuff I use in the winter. The lack of humidity makes my hair flatter than my chest. This stuff makes my hair stand up again, so that I don't look like a drowned Lhasa Apso. Also, because the water here is so hard I have to chisel the lime from my bath tub, the acidifying action prevents hard water buildup on my hair.
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![]() | NEXXUS Y SERUM YOUNGER LOOKING HAIR SYSTEM
Buy new: $25.00 When spring comes to my part of the world, the humidity makes my hair look like a rusty steel wool pad! This stuff smoothes it right out! If my feet could be as soft and silky as my hair, I'd probably slide across the floor more gracefully than the Ice Capades! I buy this stuff by the liter.
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![]() | Origins Mint Wash Cooling Gel That Lathers Clean - 200ml/6.7oz
I have been using this face wash for over a decade. I am so in love with it, that I have embarked on a long-term relationship with it! This face wash is love in a bottle. It's gentle, but cleans thoroughly. I attribute my youthful good looks (LOL) to this face wash.
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![]() | Emjoi AP-9T Tweeze Tweezer
Buy new: $19.95 I tried this thing. If you follow the instructions closely, it will work. If you don't, it will chew up your face like a rabid dog. You'll look like you skidded, face first, down an asphalt road! Problem: Ingrown hairs on your face. You either get horribly bumpy, or horribly disfigured from trying to get the bumps out of your face. It's evil! Don't touch it!
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![]() | Plantidote Mega-Mushroom Eye Serum 0.5 oz New in Box
This is what I use for under and over the eyes, to keep from looking more saggy and baggy than an elephant. I also use the rest of the Mega-Mushroom system... my favorite is the lotion, which is gentle and provides more relief than having your most hated in-law kick the bucket! Expensive as all get out, but well worth the money.
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![]() | La Cross Swedish Foot File - 2 Each
Buy new: $4.78 This is my favorite way to remove callouses that are thicker than Birkie soles! The battery-operated kind are wimpy, & have a safety stop. This foot file doesn't insult my intelligence: I have years of callous-removing experience, & I don't need an appliance to tell me when to stop. Make sure you use the fine side after using the coarse side, or you might stick to the carpet like velcro.
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![]() | Revlon RV563 Ladies Complete Grooming System
Pros: lots of cool little attachments. When using the foot file attachment, this item doesn't have a safety stop! YAY! Cons: Battery-operated = little power. Cheap plastic. Facial attachments are so small that you will spend a loooooooong time treating your face. It is also such a nauseating shade of pink that I hide it when it's not in use to prevent reverse peristalsis.
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![]() | Glycolic Acid 50% Peel Gel easily penetrates your skin to exfoliate layers of dead skin cells that dull your complexion to immediately expose a clear, softer, more radiant face.
Buy new: $22.00 I use this once a week, about an hour before I go into my regimen of scrub, wash, steam, pore suck, mask, tonic and moisturize. Takes the skin right off, no lie. Now, granted, you might be a bit peely here and there, but that is what the scrubbing is for. The dead skin is usually gone in a few days. It does such a great job on the face, that I'm going to see what it does to pork rinds.
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![]() | Remington KF-20i Protect and Shine Flocked Ionic Hair Rollers
Buy new: $24.99 These work great! The clips don't hold because of my fine, silky hair, so I got the Conair clips. My hair doesn't hold a curl, but with these, it does. My old hot rollers were heavy & burned my scalp, like a medieval torture device. "Confess your pact with the Dark Lord Vidal Sassoon, or we'll put the rollers in your hair!" These are gentle & the wax inside makes funny sloshing sounds.
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![]() | Epilady Duet 2 in 1 Epilator and Shaver
Buy new: $59.99 I'm a grooming pioneer: I used the original Epilady when it first came out. When it died from old age, I replaced it with this thing. Guess what? It's lousy. You will be up all night, running it over your legs, trying desperately to get all the hairs! The "epilating" portion is microscopic. The shaver part's okay. I'll be looking for an ancient Epilady model on auction sites.
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