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King Shit - Crown T-shirtKing Shit - Crown T-shirt
A deeply profound, bold personal statement.
Sterling Silver "DON'T PISS ME OFF" Talking Charm ©Sterling Silver "DON'T PISS ME OFF" Talking Charm ©
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Truly, taking bling to another level.
The Fuck BookThe Fuck Book by Fabien Fuck
My kind of book, by my kind of author.
CuntCunt by Stewart Home
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A mighty brave title. I dare you, Oprah, list this in your book club and push it on the air!
FRIGID MOTHERFUCKER decal bumper stickerFRIGID MOTHERFUCKER decal bumper sticker
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Oxymoronic.
Hotpuppy Cocksuckers Anonymous Short Sleeve t-shirt in Dark Chocolate in LargeHotpuppy Cocksuckers Anonymous Short Sleeve t-shirt in Dark Chocolate in Large
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Nice Tits See My Balls Ladies Fitted T-ShirtNice Tits See My Balls Ladies Fitted T-Shirt
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Taking the Piss: A Potted History of PeeTaking the Piss: A Potted History of Pee by Adam Hart-Davis
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Urine for a good read here.
Fuck Me Already ThongFuck Me Already Thong
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Cunt: A Declaration of Independence  Expanded and Updated Second EditionCunt: A Declaration of Independence Expanded and Updated Second Edition by Inga Muscio
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Independence from what?
Alpha Motherfuckers: A Tribute to TurbonegroAlpha Motherfuckers: A Tribute to Turbonegro by Various Artists
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I believe this has something to do with rolling on your back, showing your belly, and putting your legs in the air.
The Cocksucker BluesThe Cocksucker Blues
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So very, very sad.
Greatest TitsGreatest Tits by E-Rotic
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Nice turn of phrase.
History of Shit (Documents Book)History of Shit (Documents Book) by Dominique Laporte
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Dark and deep, I'm sure.
Piss Off!: How Drug Testing and Other Privacy Violations are Alienating America's YouthPiss Off!: How Drug Testing and Other Privacy Violations are Alienating America's Youth by Laura Finley
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Take the drugs if you want to, man, just accept the consequences for doing so.
Fuck Me (Angel F & Lex Da Funk [Remix Re-Edit]) [Explicit]Fuck Me (Angel F & Lex Da Funk [Remix Re-Edit]) [Explicit]
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Straightforward and to the point, admirable.
CUNTS IN NY QUARTERLYCUNTS IN NY QUARTERLY by John Updike
Quarterly?
Necessity is the Motherfucker of InventionNecessity is the Motherfucker of Invention
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Another nice turn of phrase.
Cocksucker ClubCocksucker Club
Uh, and when and where exactly do they hold their meetings?
Lips Hips Tits Power: The Films Of Russ Meyer (Persistence of Vision)Lips Hips Tits Power: The Films Of Russ Meyer (Persistence of Vision) by Doyle Greene
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I would have ordered these four things differently.
Shit List Poster Print, 23x33Shit List Poster Print, 23x33
To go with the L7 classic.
Piss DrunkPiss Drunk
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I think this dude's a bit down the road from piss-drunk.
Fuck, Yes!: A Guide to the Happy Acceptance of EverythingFuck, Yes!: A Guide to the Happy Acceptance of Everything by Wing F. Fing
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To go with Bobby McFerrin's "Don't Worry, Be Happy."
Cunt Coloring BookCunt Coloring Book
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My kind of directly engaging art.
Motherfuckers: The Auschwitz Of OzMotherfuckers: The Auschwitz Of Oz by David Britton
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Heavy, heavy duty.
Rotten Cocksucker's BallRotten Cocksucker's Ball
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What exactly is "rotten" modifying here?
Tits, Ass, and Real EstateTits, Ass, and Real Estate by Eve Gilbert
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This is intriguing, as I'd like to know how these three interact, especially since every real estate professional I've ever dealt with (female, that is) has been an over-made-up, blocky, fawning, poorly dressed and ultimately incompetent and unethical bag of dirt.
Piece Of Shit Car Decal - StickerPiece Of Shit Car Decal - Sticker
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Nothing like telling it like it is.
Fish Piss (Vol. 2, No. 2, fall/winter 2002)Fish Piss (Vol. 2, No. 2, fall/winter 2002) by unknown
How can you tell?
Fuck This I'm Going to the AnnandaleFuck This I'm Going to the Annandale
Love the title.
CuntsCunts by John Updike
Uh, I can get a used or a new one starting from $90? What kind of mileage and condition? Do I get a choice of color?
Hillbilly Motherfucker [Explicit]Hillbilly Motherfucker [Explicit]
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Love this title, and it goes so well with the name of the band.
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Oh Shit ! It's JesusOh Shit ! It's Jesus by Steve Hughes
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Piss FactoryPiss Factory by Piss Factory
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Do we really need a factory for this? Isn't this just another name for a stadium on game day?
Fuck This BookFuck This Book by Bodhi Oser
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Hotter than a Motherfucker!Hotter than a Motherfucker! by Warren E. Henderson
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