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How To Be A Man
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WWF - Chyna Fitness: More than Meets the Eye [VHS]WWF - Chyna Fitness: More than Meets the Eye [VHS]
Buy used from: $2.00
The first step to being a man starts from deep inside you. Deep inside your muscles, that is. Chyna has muscles and will show you how to look like a dude.
Buy This Man A Beer! Adult T-ShirtBuy This Man A Beer! Adult T-Shirt
Your second step to becoming a man is the right attire. This shirt is a perfect starter as it makes it clear that you are, in fact, a man. It also may get you free beer, which men enjoy. And for those with a keen eye, this t-shirt is a statement. You are not asking for a beer, you are demanding one.
Winchester 22-41444 Ranger Riot Boot KnifeWinchester 22-41444 Ranger Riot Boot Knife
Men need knives. Thus, you will need a knife. Knives are used for all sorts of things. They can not only cut through a delicious steak, but they can also skin a buck, bear or bull so you can get your steak the way real men like it... fresh. This knife is recommended as it's a boot knife. Also, you can shave with this for extra cool points.
Campbell Chunky Firehouse Hot & Spicy Chili, 15.25-Ounce Microwavable Containers (Pack of 8)Campbell Chunky Firehouse Hot & Spicy Chili, 15.25-Ounce Microwavable Containers (Pack of 8)
Buy new: $20.74
Chili should be, if it is not already, an important part of your nutrition as it gives you plenty of energy. You never know when you're going to need to wrestle a bear or shove an old lady out of the way of a freight train. Hot & Spicy is recommended.
Greatest Hits: 30 Years of RockGreatest Hits: 30 Years of Rock by George Thorogood
Buy new: $10.99 / Used from: $3.00
Real men listen to real music. George Thorogood & The Destroyers make real music that has spanned the tests of time. 'Nuff said.
Eagles Zippo Official NFL Chrome LighterEagles Zippo Official NFL Chrome Lighter
Buy new: $27.99
Every man should own a Zippo. Even if you don't smoke, you never know when you're going to need to start a fire to survive in the wilderness or burn off ropes when you get beat up by a dozen dudes and trappeed in an abandoned cave with explosives. Zippo makes lighters with practically every sporting team, as well, so pick out your favorite for a double whammy.
Coleman 16-Quart Excursion Cooler with Comfort Handle (Blue)Coleman 16-Quart Excursion Cooler with Comfort Handle (Blue)
Buy new: $29.99
You're going to need to have a cooler to carry around your beer, subs, sandwiches, raw meat and or fish. It's a simple fact of life. You may want to have a second cooler that is larger and/or a smaller third collapsable six pack cooler. Coleman is the best company to go with as they have man right in the title.
Rothco Camo CapRothco Camo Cap
Buy new: $5.90 - $6.80
An important rule of being a man is own a good ball cap. Also, you should really own something that's camo. Thus, this camo cap is a great way to kill two birds with one stone. ...And the bird will never see you, because you're wearing camo, bro!
Tag Trade #008014 6x3 Citronella CandleTag Trade #008014 6x3 Citronella Candle
Buy new: $7.21
Prepare to have your mind terrorized, but every man should own a candle for three reasons. Number one, you never know when the power is going to go out or where your batteries or flashlight are at. Number two, bugs citronella candles, so make sure it's one fo those. Number three, ladies love candles. You can be prepared for all three of these things with one purchase.
Awesome Skull Naked Lady Bottle Opener Belt Buckle NudeAwesome Skull Naked Lady Bottle Opener Belt Buckle Nude
Buy new: $14.99
You're going to need a belt buckle, after you purchase your belt. In another invention of genius, bottle openers have been combined with belt buckles. Thus, limiting your purchases and keeping yourself prepared.
Gray (Duct) Tape - 2in. x 60 Yard LengthGray (Duct) Tape - 2in. x 60 Yard Length
Buy new: $6.50
Duct Tape is a must. You'll also need super glue and electrical tape.
Escape from New York (Special Edition)Escape from New York (Special Edition)
Buy new: $21.49 / Used from: $3.47
Every man needs at least a few awesome action movies. Escape from New York is an excellent start or addition to your collection.
Playboy (2-year)Playboy (2-year)
Buy new: $27.89
Finally, as a man, you'll need the proper reading material. Books are too long, although they do make excellent doorstops. Enter the magazine. Playboy is perfect as there are excellent articles, hilarious jokes and... ah, who am I kidding? Women.