 | Bushnell Falcon 10x50 Wide Angle Binoculars (Black)
Buy new: $28.59 / Used from: $22.99 The perfect thing for "birdwatching" This baby will guarantee you keep your privacy while invading others. "That's it, get yourself clean. Oh, you missed a spot baby!"
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 | How to Stop a Stalker by Mike Proctor
Buy new: $14.95 / Used from: $7.66 Detective Mike Proctor teaches you how to stop stalkers. This book teaches aspiring stalkers how to top other stalkers, like the "mailman" routine and the classic "burning effigy on the lawn".
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 | Kolchak: The Night Stalker Chronicles (Kolchak the Nightstalker)
Buy used from: $7.15 The perfect way to relax while you'e waiting for someone to come home. This kinky detective has some kind of thing for creatures of the night. Whatever gets you off sickie!
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 | Why Does He Do That?: Inside the Minds of Angry and Controlling Men by Lundy Bancroft
Buy new: $10.40 / Used from: $7.36 Pretending to be Mr. Wonderfull? It will all fall apart, bub. You have a few sips of Jack Daniels, and suddendly you're patsy cline's husband in Coal Miners Daughter. WHY DO YOU MAKE ME DO THIS???
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 | Small Miracles Lets Pretend Fire Fighter
Buy new: $34.39 Let's pretend you're not a tease. Let's also pretend I'm just the fireman who showed up immediatly after your house caught on fire. Hey! What do you mean my outfit looks fake? I'm an American Hero!
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 | REAL Ultimate Power: The Official Ninja Book by Robert Hamburger
Buy new: $9.95 / Used from: $0.99 Did you know how to hide in plain sight? Please, Please tell me, because this book is only good for throwing at your enemy because of it's jagged edges. I wanted to commit Sepuku after buying it.
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 | GNARLY TEETH SET
Buy new: $5.99 Thought you'd get a restraining order, Huh? How do you stop a vampire? What? A sexually confused Catholic priest!! RUN AWAY!!! SSCCAAAAA!!!!!!!!!
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 | Girl Crush - Airbrush Tattoo Washable Body Art Designer
Perfect for creating religious tattoos like "ONLY GOD WILL JUDGE ME" or "Age quod agis" It gives you that edge that says "I don't care about pain!" Counselor! Come out, come out, wherever you are!
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