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10 Books Britany Spears Needs To Read Now!!!
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The Mother's Book of Well-Being: Caring for Yourself So You Can Care for Your BabyThe Mother's Book of Well-Being: Caring for Yourself So You Can Care for Your Baby by Lisa Groen Braner
Buy new: $14.35 / Used from: $0.01
Honey, I definitely think you need to read this! It's time for a reality check. You are in your mid 20's. You have two children. They need you! Grow up!!
The Easy Way to Stop Smoking: Join the Millions Who Have Become Non-Smokers Using Allen Carr's Easyway MethodThe Easy Way to Stop Smoking: Join the Millions Who Have Become Non-Smokers Using Allen Carr's Easyway Method by Allen Carr
Buy new: $10.17 / Used from: $6.18
Brit, sweetie, it's a filthy habit, and you know it. My father smoked for 60 years and I had to watch him die of emphysema. It was like watching him drown without being in the water.
The Heart of Addiction: A New Approach to Understanding and Managing Alcoholism and Other Addictive BehaviorsThe Heart of Addiction: A New Approach to Understanding and Managing Alcoholism and Other Addictive Behaviors by Lance M. Dodes
Buy new: $9.35 / Used from: $3.66
Now honey. I want you to look at yourself in the mirror and repeat this 100 times: "I am an alcoholic." Then read this excellent book, and do something about it!! Now!!
The Addictive Personality: Understanding the Addictive Process and Compulsive BehaviorThe Addictive Personality: Understanding the Addictive Process and Compulsive Behavior by Craig Nakken
Buy new: $10.17 / Used from: $2.55
Yes, Britany, you have an addictive personality. You are out of control. You are not playing with a full deck!! The queens and the aces are missing!! Get help now!!
Happily Ever After: Walking with Peace and Courage Through a Year of DivorceHappily Ever After: Walking with Peace and Courage Through a Year of Divorce by Kristin Armstrong
Buy used from: $0.15
I'm so sorry the father of your two boys bailed. But let's face it, honey, Kevin was and is a loser! When he looked into your gorgeous eyes on your wedding day, he saw $$$ signs, not you!! Next time you pick a husband, go to a church to do it!!
Let's Talk About Needing AttentionLet's Talk About Needing Attention by Joy Wilt Berry
Buy used from: $0.01
This title may be just a tad bit juvenile, but you need to read it anyway. Read it to your two boys!!
Bald!: From Hairless Heroes to Comic ComboversBald!: From Hairless Heroes to Comic Combovers by Kevin Baldwin
Buy new: $2.19 / Used from: $0.60
Here's a great title, honey! I think you can relate!!
There's Always Help; There's Always Hope: An Award-Winning Psychiatrist Shows You How to Heal  Your Body, Mind, and SpiritThere's Always Help; There's Always Hope: An Award-Winning Psychiatrist Shows You How to Heal Your Body, Mind, and Spirit by Eve A. Wood
Buy new: $11.21 / Used from: $1.69
Honey, just lately I have noticed some strange behavior on your part, and as a high school teacher who knows what makes people tick, I truly think you need to read this book. After you finish it, you need to find a good one and make an appointment. You can afford it!
Praise Habit: Finding God in Sunsets and SushiPraise Habit: Finding God in Sunsets and Sushi by David Crowder
Buy new: $10.39 / Used from: $3.75
Brit, sweetie, it may be none of my business, but you need to find God!! It could be Allah, Buddha, Jesus, Vishnu, Elvis,... it doesn't matter which. Just as long as you find him and change your life!! People are laughing at you!!
Living with Less: The Upside of Downsizing Your LifeLiving with Less: The Upside of Downsizing Your Life by Mark Tabb
Buy new: $11.04 / Used from: $0.60
Sweetheart, this is just a suggestion. Perhaps if you were to sell everything, and take your two boys to a place like Oxnard or Pacoima, and live a simple life in a duplex, life just might return to normal for you!! Read this book and let it inspire you.