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The Dumbest Games of all Time
By an Amazon.com customer
The Guy GameThe Guy Game
Buy used from: $18.00
Vaseline damages your XBOX, so you might want to think twice.
Playboy the Mansion for XboxPlayboy the Mansion for Xbox
Buy new: $58.92 / Used from: $7.49
$50.00 is a lot for an interactive jerk-mag.
Dead or Alive Xtreme Beach VolleyballDead or Alive Xtreme Beach Volleyball
Buy new: $84.79 / Used from: $2.75
Nobody should ever play a game to check out girls.
Dance Dance Revolution UltramixDance Dance Revolution Ultramix
Buy new: $59.50 / Used from: $1.46
If you really need the exercise, go buy a treadmill. You won't feel as dumb.
Yourself FitnessYourself Fitness
Buy new: $31.99 / Used from: $6.00
The target audience for this game are the same people who don't own XBOXs.
The SimsThe Sims
Buy new: $54.99 / Used from: $2.11
I am a human being: That means that everyday I eat, sleep, breathe and poop. In real life.
American ChopperAmerican Chopper
Buy new: $29.99 / Used from: $0.44
Have you watched the show?
Cabela's Deer Hunt 2005 SeasonCabela's Deer Hunt 2005 Season
Buy new: $117.90 / Used from: $3.28
I guess if you're a hick and love to hunt, but you're too lazy to go out and do it, get this game. Wait, actually don't.
IHRA Professional Drag Racing 2005IHRA Professional Drag Racing 2005
Buy new: $5.98 / Used from: $0.35
A quarter mile of straight-ahead racing. Sweet.
Grooverider Slot Car ThunderGrooverider Slot Car Thunder
Buy new: $29.99 / Used from: $2.16
Slot cars were kind of cool at age 7. Why would I play a game about them?
Big Mutha TruckersBig Mutha Truckers
Buy new: $39.99 / Used from: $0.40
A creative name is what kept this game from being in the top ten.
Ultimate Beach SoccerUltimate Beach Soccer
Buy new: $19.98 / Used from: $1.50
This game is dumb enough without the scantily clad digital women.
Zapper: One Wicked Cricket!Zapper: One Wicked Cricket!
Buy new: $12.79 / Used from: $0.01
Why would a cricket want to kill unborn babies?
Disney's Extreme Skate AdventureDisney's Extreme Skate Adventure
Buy new: $19.98 / Used from: $4.04
Is Minnie really extreme enough to warrant a game?
XB-FURIOUS KARTINGXB-FURIOUS KARTING
Buy new: $14.79 / Used from: $2.75
How "furious" can karting really be?
Greg Hastings' Tournament PaintballGreg Hastings' Tournament Paintball
Buy new: $9.98 / Used from: $0.01
Just play Halo 2 instead.
Nickelodeon Party BlastNickelodeon Party Blast
Buy new: $84.94 / Used from: $1.75
Anyone who plays this clearly watches Nickelodeon. Take a hint.
Hot Wheels Stunt Track ChallengeHot Wheels Stunt Track Challenge
Buy new: $49.99 / Used from: $2.15
If you play with hot wheels, then you're a loser. If you play with digital hot wheels, you're twice the loser.
JSRF- Jet Set Radio FutureJSRF- Jet Set Radio Future
Buy new: $93.85 / Used from: $18.31
So stupid Bill Gates gives it away for free. What does that tell you?
Tork: Prehistoric PunkTork: Prehistoric Punk
Buy new: $24.79 / Used from: $3.85
Pre-historic Punk?
Pure PinballPure Pinball
Buy new: $25.21 / Used from: $4.43
Why does pinball need T&A? And why would you play pinball on XBOX.
Wakeboarding UnleashedWakeboarding Unleashed
Buy new: $83.72 / Used from: $7.22
Even if you like wakeboarding, there is no way you can like this game.
Worms 3DWorms 3D
Buy new: $76.95 / Used from: $10.49
Can worms really hold guns--and if they could, what would they do with them?
World Championship Pool 2004 (Xbox)World Championship Pool 2004 (Xbox)
Buy new: $58.94 / Used from: $5.00
Call your friend and go find a pool hall. Seriously.
CSICSI
Buy new: $54.99 / Used from: $3.00
How much fun can this be?