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Potential Gifts for Dave
By an Amazon.com customer
Vanilla PasteVanilla Paste
Buy new: $9.00
It's vanilla-ish.
Shun Classic 7-3/4-Inch Chinese Chef's KnifeShun Classic 7-3/4-Inch Chinese Chef's Knife
Buy new: $174.95
I bet you could cut up stuff with this.
SLOTH CROSSING sign * street SO CUTE-LOOKSLOTH CROSSING sign * street SO CUTE-LOOK
Buy new: $19.95
It's a sloth sign.
The Zombie Survival Guide: Complete Protection from the Living DeadThe Zombie Survival Guide: Complete Protection from the Living Dead by Max Brooks
Buy new: $8.97 / Used from: $6.25
Zombies suck. You'd better be prepared.
The Bald-Headed Hermit & The Artichoke: An Erotic ThesaurusThe Bald-Headed Hermit & The Artichoke: An Erotic Thesaurus by A. D. Peterkin
Buy new: $11.66 / Used from: $6.10
Is 'artichoke' another way to say 'hot chick'?
Xscape Designs® Sportline FR™ XL Folding Chair w/ FootrestXscape Designs® Sportline FR™ XL Folding Chair w/ Footrest
A camper's delight.
Hasbro GI Joe 25th Anniversary Cobra Villains 5-PackHasbro GI Joe 25th Anniversary Cobra Villains 5-Pack
Buy new: $52.99
No explanation required.