Product Details

• Amazon Sales Rank: #1296360 in Books
• Published on: 1998-04-15
• Original language: English
• Number of items: 1
• Binding: Paperback
• 281 pages

Customer Reviews

Hilarious, Funniest book I read this year
one of the funniest books I have read, I even learned a few new excuses that worked on my wife!!!!

just for fun
This is one of the funniest books I have seen in a long time. It's just got some hilarious excuses, and it has excuses that people have used on me. It's just a riot to see them all in one place, and, if I ever get in a sticky situation, maybe a good excuse is just what I'll need!

Every Excuse in the Book by Craig Goldman
Folks: I read this book in my dentist's waiting room, while waiting for some crown work. The excuses are compartmented in categories: excuses for not having sex, excuses for having sex. Political excuses, criminal excuses, excuses for sinning; not sinning, etc, so you can suit the excuse to the occasion. No offensive words are used, and the book is so hilarious that I laughed through an hour's drilling and shaving and forgot all feelings of apprehension usually felt in the chair. Now that is a powerful soporific to put it mildly, and it did not cost me anything. (Of course, I had to order the book to read the rest of the excuses.)