 | Mothers - Car Wash Combo Kit (MTHCWKIT)
Everything you need to get your car clean. Right... she'll know you bought this for yourself. Heartless bastard.
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 | DeWALT DW059K-2 18-Volt Ni-Cad 1/2-inch Cordless Impact Wrench Kit
Buy new: $283.49 / Used from: $215.99 I've never met a woman that uses a drill... let alone a nice DeWalt 18V like this bad boy. Unless she makes 2x4 house frames for a living, stay away from this one.
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 | Tiger Woods PGA Tour 06
Buy new: $29.99 / Used from: $0.93 Most women hate video games and golf. Put these 2 together and you sure to get a gift for her that will undoubtedly get thrown back in your face.
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 | $100 Gift Certificate
Women want to see some thought and effort put into a gift. As nice as the $$$ is, mentally you'll be in her doghouse.
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 | Penny Loves Kenny Women's Rodeo Drive Cowboy Boot
Buy these for her and you stand the chance of being kicked in the crouch. If she doesn't own them, she can't kick you with 'em.
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 | Alive! by Kiss
Buy new: $14.99 / Used from: $7.91 No woman likes KISS. It's a fact. This album proved ugly guys with with a little bit of face paint and not a whole lot of talent can score chicks. A boy's band if ever there was one.
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 | Corona Clipper 19-inch High Density Vine Lopper with StrataShear Blade Cuts Up To 1-inch #AL 8020
Buy new: $35.00 Like the cookware, you're assuming she'll actually use these to get some work done in the yard. More useful for 'Bobbitizing' you if (and when) you screw up.
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