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The Dumbularity ~ what we'll be listenin' to, y'all!
By an Amazon.com customer
Redneck WomanRedneck Woman by Gretchen Wilson
Buy used from: $5.09
No comment needed.
Here for the PartyHere for the Party by Gretchen Wilson
Buy new: $8.97 / Used from: $1.44
An album of this "stuff"... Let's face it, most C&W would qualify.
Kylie Minogue - Greatest HitsKylie Minogue - Greatest Hits by Kylie Minogue
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"I should be so lucky" could be a "Dumbularity" theme tune.
Hits & BeyondHits & Beyond by Dannii Minogue
Buy new: $37.99 / Used from: $27.06
Who could forget Dannii drunk and in a black plastic dress singing "Baby Love" wildly off key on the Logy Awards some years ago? All the stuff here is prime "Dumbularity" music.
SiempreSiempre
Buy new: $53.99
For services to the dumbing down of music.
The Opera BandThe Opera Band by Amici Forever
Buy new: $13.98 / Used from: $1.00
For turning Classical music into schlock, the dumbed down world thanks them! The Opera Bland.
Filippa GiordanoFilippa Giordano by Georges Bizet
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The stupefaction of opera by a talentless bimbo. Perfect music for the post-Dumbularity world.
Michael BubléMichael Bublé by Michael Bublé
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Proves that even sassy Rat Pack material can be watered down, made emotionless and camped up. In the Dumbed Down world, Michael Bublé is the new Frank Sinatra.
I Am Sam - Music From and Inspired By the Motion PictureI Am Sam - Music From and Inspired By the Motion Picture by Various Artists
Buy new: $18.98 / Used from: $2.49
An unlistenable album of pop/rock turned into sentimental schlock.
Highly EvolvedHighly Evolved by The Vines
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Highly evolved into a post-Dumbularity being. Generic Rock. There will be plenty of THAT in the Post-Dumbularity world!
Ultimate Collection: The Best of ShaniceUltimate Collection: The Best of Shanice by Shanice
Buy new: $9.97 / Used from: $7.80
The dumb musical terrorism that was "I love your smile".
Jump and Jive With Hi-5Jump and Jive With Hi-5 by Hi-5
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Get you children dumbed down now and ready for the ultimate Dumbularity.
Not Too LateNot Too Late by Norah Jones
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There are probably AI programs more capable of expression emotions and artistic concepts and ideas than Norah Jones, the "torch singer" of the Dumbed Down world.
Love ActuallyLove Actually by Various Artists
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As well all dance around, getting dumber and dumber, the soundtrack and the soundtrack of Bridget Jones' Diary will be playing.
No AngelNo Angel by Dido
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No angel and not much of an expressive singer, either. An insult to Purcell's geat opera.