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The Thinking Man's Guide to Bawda-Chicka-Chicka-Boomp....
By an Amazon.com customer
Lover's Choice Romantic Spa Kit, Deluxe Edition, 1 kitLover's Choice Romantic Spa Kit, Deluxe Edition, 1 kit
Who knows what's in it, but it looks good enough for starters.
Doc Johnson Bad Girl KitDoc Johnson Bad Girl Kit
Yes, when she was good she was good. But when she was bad, she was better!
Berman Center Juno Weighted Pelvic ExercisorBerman Center Juno Weighted Pelvic Exercisor
Buy new: $20.99
Who doesn't want to be in the absolute best shape she can be in?
SEDUCE-431 5" Ankle Strap PumpSEDUCE-431 5" Ankle Strap Pump
Buy new: $35.13 - $52.72
The ubiquitous, unstoppable, horribly cliche' yet undeniably effective black, ankle-strap, f-me pump.
Fishnet Over The Knee Stockings with Bows - Very sexy for going out!Fishnet Over The Knee Stockings with Bows - Very sexy for going out!
Very hot, in that wonderfully contradictory way of being both trashy and classy at the same time.
Satin Opera Gloves Dress Evening Accessory Black White or Red 23" LongSatin Opera Gloves Dress Evening Accessory Black White or Red 23" Long
Buy new: $7.99 - $9.99
A perfect complement to stockings.
Wet Fun Flavors Warming Massage Lotion, Hot Cherry - 8.6 fl ozWet Fun Flavors Warming Massage Lotion, Hot Cherry - 8.6 fl oz
It's true, I just can't bring myself to eat a cherry, not unless it's a hot cherry.
Jezebel Crotchless Panty.Jezebel Crotchless Panty.
Buy new: $14.50
Keep 'em on or take 'em off--makes no difference to me. Or to her.
Sue Johanson Royal Swirl MassagerSue Johanson Royal Swirl Massager
Buy new: $22.06
Sue Johanson?! Well, why didn't you just say so?
Doc Johnson Savanna G-Spot Tickler, PurpleDoc Johnson Savanna G-Spot Tickler, Purple
Buy new: $12.09
A great time- and space-saver, for when you have your hands full with, ah, other matters.
Doc Johnson Mini Mini Rabbit, WhiteDoc Johnson Mini Mini Rabbit, White
Buy new: $9.84
Eureka! That Jefferson Airplane song finally now makes total sense to me. Feed your head, indeed.
Berman Center Astrea Remote Vibrating ThongBerman Center Astrea Remote Vibrating Thong
Buy new: $45.38
For the highly publicly adventurous, those who think they can control themselves yet like the risk of not being able to. I dare you to wear it to the party, and to give me the remote.
Outrageous Toys Passion Produce Lighted Carrot Vibrator in CrateOutrageous Toys Passion Produce Lighted Carrot Vibrator in Crate
Good for, ah, personal relaxation, and really very good for your eyes as well. Can be used as a light saber in an emergency.
Doc Johnson Fantasy Cuffs, Pink Patent LeatherDoc Johnson Fantasy Cuffs, Pink Patent Leather
For the wifey to wear down to the Safeway to, ahem, pick up a stick of butter.
Orgazyme Clitoral Stimulation Gel, Topical, 0.8 ozOrgazyme Clitoral Stimulation Gel, Topical, 0.8 oz
Buy new: $18.07
So what exactly does it do, and how does it do it?
Fukuoku Five Finger Massage Glove, RightFukuoku Five Finger Massage Glove, Right
Buy new: $44.02
And it's waterproof, too!
Doc Johnson i-Vibe Rabbit Vibrator, StrawberryDoc Johnson i-Vibe Rabbit Vibrator, Strawberry
Buy new: $44.86
All your friendly little woodland friends are here, to rock you down to the tips of your toes.
Sue Johanson Royal Balls, TangerineSue Johanson Royal Balls, Tangerine
Buy new: $16.90
Because if you're talking royal balls, you're talking tangerine.
Berman Center Selene Vibrating Clitoral PumpBerman Center Selene Vibrating Clitoral Pump
Buy new: $23.50
Yow! I heard that if you use this device with that gel, you could turn inside-out!
Doc Johnson Mr Softee 8 Inch Dildo, Cotton Candy PinkDoc Johnson Mr Softee 8 Inch Dildo, Cotton Candy Pink
Buy new: $12.92
You know him, you love him, you can't get enough of him: the classic, the just about real thing.
Plastarr Deeva Lovejet For ShowerPlastarr Deeva Lovejet For Shower
Buy new: $28.45
For warm-up beforehand, or for wind-down after.
Outrageous Toys For Him Juicy Sushi Masturbator Sleeve in Tray, PinkOutrageous Toys For Him Juicy Sushi Masturbator Sleeve in Tray, Pink
A little something for him, you know, just to stay in practice 'n all.
Sex Tarts Green Apple Fizz 6ozSex Tarts Green Apple Fizz 6oz
Buy new: $6.53
The hell with licky-sticky; now I'm hungry!