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Necessities in the fight against Zombies
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Coleman Folding Shovel/PickColeman Folding Shovel/Pick
Buy new: $8.99
Your always can use a good shovel. This is a versatile tool than can be used to fight off zombies and dig up the potatoes you will need to grow for survival.
Swedish FireSteel - Scout Model (Red)Swedish FireSteel - Scout Model (Red)
Buy new: $9.95
Hey, I found a flint! You still need the matches because you will have to take up smoking after fighting zombies for weeks. After all, tv's won't work. What are you going to do with your time? SMOKE!
G'Day Gourmet Tuna, Mild Indian Curry, 3.5-Ounce Cans (Pack of 12)G'Day Gourmet Tuna, Mild Indian Curry, 3.5-Ounce Cans (Pack of 12)
Buy new: $22.48
Welcome to the world of canned goods! After years of eating french style green beans, condensed soup and ravioli; you will want a change. Curried tuna is the answer. I fear I will run out of Newman's Mango Salsa, which is why I have supply of 92 jars!
We Shall Overcome: The Seeger SessionsWe Shall Overcome: The Seeger Sessions by Bruce Springsteen
Buy new: $14.99 / Used from: $5.60
Improvising is an important part of the fight against zombies, which is why an old vinyl record is a useful weapon. It can take a head clean off(at least in Shaun of the Dead). With so many used record shops in the cities, it is a must have for any arsenal in the fight against the dreaded zombies.
Complete Zombie Plus AdultComplete Zombie Plus Adult
I make no guarentees, but you might be able to trick a zombie into thinking you are one of them. The undead are not smart, but they do have instincts. This is only a last minute desperation ploy that may not work. Try it at your own risk!
Sacred Shamanic Tobacco Herb 50 Seeds - Nicotiana rusticaSacred Shamanic Tobacco Herb 50 Seeds - Nicotiana rustica
Buy new: $2.99
I don't condone smoking, but after a day of battling zombies which would you prefer-gummy bears or cigarettes? Obviously, a good smoke takes precedent. The world is now largely inhabited by zombies. Cancer seems so trivial, so light up!
Duracell Batteries, D Size, 8-Count Packages (Pack of 2)Duracell Batteries, D Size, 8-Count Packages (Pack of 2)
Buy new: $21.40
You will need these to power your portable CD player, which will be playing "Ride of the Valkyries" or "Welcome to the Jungle". When the batteries die out, chuck them at the head of a zombie! Remember it is all about you, so if you want to blast "I just called to say I love you", then go right ahead. Zombies have no musical taste and will not judge you!