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The Dookie List of 2008
By an Amazon.com customer
Units in the CityUnits in the City by Shawty Lo
Buy new: $18.98 / Used from: $4.24
It's bad enough we got to deal with D4L as a group now their garbage members want to put out solo albums? How much s*** can people take?
Nasti MuzikNasti Muzik by Khia
Buy new: $16.98 / Used from: $4.20
Khia refuses to realize that her time is up. She's been making the same stank album since she first came out. And somebody PLEASE tell her that nobody cares about her weak beefs?
Self-MadeSelf-Made by Rocko
Buy new: $9.88 / Used from: $0.92
He has the most frustrating raps that I've ever heard and I can usually tolerate repetitive rapstyles(even if they're wack).
Harlem's American Gangster (Explicit Version)Harlem's American Gangster (Explicit Version) by Jim Jones
Buy new: $17.98 / Used from: $1.91
It's bad enough you're dissing Jigga for a buzz but you have a guy(Mel The Matrix) on your wack album WHO SOUNDS EXACTLY LIKE JAY-Z??! Shame, Shame, Shame!
Mail on SundayMail on Sunday by Flo Rida
Buy new: $9.99 / Used from: $6.36
Dude is a joke in Miami and he's a joke outside of Miami. Besides who wants to hear an updated version of Nelly?
Brass KnucklesBrass Knuckles by Nelly
Buy new: $10.99 / Used from: $5.98
Speak of the devil!
Look What You Made MeLook What You Made Me by Yung Berg
Buy new: $10.99 / Used from: $3.00
Self-explanatory garbage. Just another rapper with everybody else's flow.
T.O.S.: Terminate on SightT.O.S.: Terminate on Sight by G-Unit
Buy new: $13.98 / Used from: $2.04
Anytime Tony Yayo has the best verses on an album its time to call it quits. Plus 50 messed up big time by getting rid of Young Buck.
The RecessionThe Recession by Young Jeezy
Buy new: $9.99 / Used from: $8.22
Repetitive beats, repetitive lyrics, repetitive everything. What more can you ask for with Young Jeezy?
Last 2 WalkLast 2 Walk by Three 6 Mafia
Buy new: $9.99 / Used from: $4.50
You know there are some dark days ahead for the rap game when Three 6 Mafia makes a terrible attempt at a mainstream album.
Definition of RealDefinition of Real by Plies
Buy new: $11.49 / Used from: $5.99
Definition of a poser. Plus he broke his promise of never going commercial because 80% of this album is commercial.
Savage Life 2Savage Life 2 by Webbie
Buy new: $14.99 / Used from: $5.47
Better than his first album but not by much.
Brooklyn's Don DivaBrooklyn's Don Diva by Foxy Brown
Buy new: $17.98 / Used from: $4.68
Foxy comes out of jail and this is the best she could offer?
Still da BaddestStill da Baddest by Trina
Buy new: $14.99 / Used from: $7.97
This is the closest she's ever gotten to making a decent album. Sad isnt it?
We Global (Explicit)We Global (Explicit) by DJ Khaled
Buy new: $9.99 / Used from: $7.99
How many times must we travel down this road with this one-note hack "DJ"?
The Elephant in the RoomThe Elephant in the Room by Fat Joe
Buy new: $14.99 / Used from: $3.85
Fat Joe is getting worse. The scorching hot production cant stop this album from being a smoldering train wreck.
TrillaTrilla by Rick Ross
Buy new: $12.99 / Used from: $2.99
The beats are leaps and bounds over his first album but his soulless delivery is too hard to swallow.
Ego Trippin'Ego Trippin' by Snoop Dogg
Buy new: $10.99 / Used from: $1.39
Snoop must have took a cue from Missy Elliot because this album is every bit as disorganized as The Cookbook.
Eleventh HourEleventh Hour by Del The Funky Homosapien
Buy new: $13.98 / Used from: $3.68
This year our favorite underground artists showed that they can drop a stinker like the mainstream artists can and here is Del's contribution.
Tha Carter IIITha Carter III by Lil' Wayne
Buy used from: $3.98
Lil Wayne proved beyond a shadow of a doubt that he is not the best rapper alive with this rush job album.