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Movie Titles That Seem Clever But Aren't
By an Amazon.com customer
Americanizing ShelleyAmericanizing Shelley
Buy new: $22.49 / Used from: $7.72
You're kidding, right?
Becoming ColetteBecoming Colette
Buy used from: $38.14
Snore.
Being JuliaBeing Julia
Buy new: $13.49 / Used from: $0.69
Barf.
Chasing Amy - Criterion CollectionChasing Amy - Criterion Collection
Buy new: $14.99 / Used from: $6.08
Criterion Collection?? You disgust me.
Chasing FarrahChasing Farrah
Not even worthy of a poster apparently.
Chasing LibertyChasing Liberty
Buy new: $11.49 / Used from: $3.99
Drowning MonaDrowning Mona
Buy new: $9.95 / Used from: $1.84
Finding ForresterFinding Forrester
Buy new: $6.99 / Used from: $2.69
Being Bored.
Forgetting Sarah Marshall [Theatrical Release]Forgetting Sarah Marshall [Theatrical Release]
Forgetting this movie. Done.
Guarding TessGuarding Tess
Buy new: $9.95 / Used from: $3.00
Basically a remake of Driving Miss Daisy.
Driving Miss Daisy (Special Edition)Driving Miss Daisy (Special Edition)
Buy new: $8.99 / Used from: $5.98
What a coincidence.
Judging Amy - The Complete First SeasonJudging Amy - The Complete First Season
It can happen in television, too.
Crossing Jordan: Season 1Crossing Jordan: Season 1
Buy new: $24.99 / Used from: $20.74
See?
Killing Mr GriffinKilling Mr Griffin
Buy used from: $21.95
Never heard of it.
Killing ZoeKilling Zoe
Buy new: $9.98 / Used from: $3.02
Smug title. Smug movie.
Kissing Jessica SteinKissing Jessica Stein
Buy new: $7.49 / Used from: $2.75
Please, God. Make this movie not ever have existed.
Loving AnnabelleLoving Annabelle
Buy new: $19.99 / Used from: $15.98
This movie was written and directed by a computer at MIT.
Meeting VenusMeeting Venus
Buy used from: $2.45
Meeting my b*lls.
Moving McAllisterMoving McAllister
Buy new: $10.99 / Used from: $0.24
I'm starting to think some of these aren't actual movies...just empty boxes.
Owning MahownyOwning Mahowny
Buy new: $17.99 / Used from: $2.57
F.U.
Raising ArizonaRaising Arizona
Buy new: $9.99 / Used from: $6.09
Fine. So I'm throwing out the baby with the bathwater. Sue me.
Raising CainRaising Cain
Buy new: $6.49 / Used from: $0.99
Raising Helen (Widescreen Edition)Raising Helen (Widescreen Edition)
Buy new: $11.49 / Used from: $0.98
Ooh. Widescreen Edition! Who freakin' cares?"
Raising Victor VargasRaising Victor Vargas
Buy used from: $3.97
Thanks. The last name really adds a lot.
Regarding HenryRegarding Henry
Buy new: $8.49 / Used from: $3.43
Regarding your title...it sucks.
Retiring TatianaRetiring Tatiana
Buy used from: $2.73
Dude. Who gave you money for this?
Saving GraceSaving Grace
Buy new: $19.99 / Used from: $9.99
It took a whole century of movie making before someone thought of this?
Saving Grace [Region 2]Saving Grace [Region 2]
Okay, stop.
Saving Grace - Season 1Saving Grace - Season 1
Buy new: $26.49 / Used from: $24.49
STOP!
Saving Silverman (R Rated Version)Saving Silverman (R Rated Version)
Buy new: $8.99 / Used from: $1.93
Movies like this don't even need titles. Just pictures.
Serving Sara (Widescreen Edition)Serving Sara (Widescreen Edition)
Buy new: $9.98 / Used from: $0.01
I've got something to serve Sara, right here.
Stealing HarvardStealing Harvard
Buy new: $9.95 / Used from: $0.01
This isn't even a single entendre.
Stealing SinatraStealing Sinatra
Buy new: $4.44 / Used from: $0.01
You should be beaten with the bones of Sammy Davis Jr.
Undertaking BettyUndertaking Betty
Buy new: $26.99 / Used from: $13.25
"Hey! How about Undertaking Betty!" said the producer's nephew.
Waking Ned DevineWaking Ned Devine
Buy new: $6.99 / Used from: $3.20
I don't care if it's heartwarming. This title blows.
Wrestling Ernest HemingwayWrestling Ernest Hemingway
Buy used from: $12.89
Sandra Bullock finally makes a good movie and this is what you call it? That's just rude.