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David Lynch's Hair
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Latex gloves, Medical grade powder free, 100 box medLatex gloves, Medical grade powder free, 100 box med
Buy new: $2.22
snap some of these on before you clean up other people's vomit or poop or blood
David Lynch's Inland Empire (Limited Edition Two-Disc Set)David Lynch's Inland Empire (Limited Edition Two-Disc Set)
Buy new: $15.99 / Used from: $7.61
It (Signet Books)It (Signet Books) by Stephen King
Buy new: $7.99 / Used from: $0.36
Satan BurgerSatan Burger by Carlton Mellick III
Buy new: $10.17 / Used from: $7.50
classic bizarro. a cult classic. now in 16 languages, 3 of them invented.
Adolf in WonderlandAdolf in Wonderland by Carlton Mellick
Buy new: $9.85 / Used from: $9.85
possibly my favorite CM3 book
The KeeperThe Keeper by Sarah Langan
Buy new: $6.99 / Used from: $0.01
great horror
The MissingThe Missing by Sarah Langan
Buy new: $6.99 / Used from: $0.89
Night in the Lonesome OctoberNight in the Lonesome October by Richard Laymon
Buy new: $7.99 / Used from: $1.06
probably my favorite Richard Laymon book.
The Fever KillThe Fever Kill by Tom Piccirilli
Buy new: $13.22 / Used from: $11.27
awesome
A Choir of Ill ChildrenA Choir of Ill Children by Tom Piccirilli
Buy new: $19.00 / Used from: $5.49
awesomer
Israeli M15 Military Gas Mask w/ Nato FilterIsraeli M15 Military Gas Mask w/ Nato Filter
Buy new: $37.99
not only is it stylish as heck, this gas mask is a real bargain.
The Road (Oprah's Book Club)The Road (Oprah's Book Club) by Cormac McCarthy
Buy new: $8.97 / Used from: $4.93
i can't believe oprah winfrey wrote a book like this. wait... never mind
NevermindNevermind by Nirvana
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nevermind
Tales from the Vinegar WastelandTales from the Vinegar Wasteland by Ray Fracalossy
Buy new: $12.55 / Used from: $12.55
one of my favorite bizarro books
Dr. Identity (Scikungfi Trilogy)Dr. Identity (Scikungfi Trilogy) by D. Harlan Wilson
Buy new: $11.66 / Used from: $8.79
d. harlan wilson is one of the funniest, darkest, most intelligent writers working today
A Dirty Job: A NovelA Dirty Job: A Novel by Christopher Moore
Buy new: $11.16 / Used from: $4.22
this was my first christopher moore. i liked it. it didn't make me pass out.
Piecemeal JunePiecemeal June by Jordan Krall
Buy new: $8.95 / Used from: $10.40
this guy's weird. this book is weird. this book is really good. his second book, SQUID PULP BLUES, is 3 times the fun.
Still Life with WoodpeckerStill Life with Woodpecker by Tom Robbins
Buy new: $11.20 / Used from: $2.29
Tyvek QC Coveralls Standard Suit with Zipper Front (25 per case) Size SmallTyvek QC Coveralls Standard Suit with Zipper Front (25 per case) Size Small
Buy new: $141.00
goes great with a gas mask!
Ultra Light Long Ghillie JacketUltra Light Long Ghillie Jacket
Buy new: $86.95
for covert operations
In the Aeroplane Over the SeaIn the Aeroplane Over the Sea by Neutral Milk Hotel
Buy new: $13.99 / Used from: $7.50
The Overwhelming UrgeThe Overwhelming Urge by Andersen Prunty
Buy new: $9.85 / Used from: $12.73
it's leading up to this. YES! SHAMELESS SELF-PROMOTION! HOORAY!!!!
Naked Lunch: The Restored TextNaked Lunch: The Restored Text by William S. Burroughs
Buy new: $11.20 / Used from: $6.07
my mom read this to me in the womb. no she didn't. that's a lie. i'm sorry.
No One Belongs Here More Than You: StoriesNo One Belongs Here More Than You: Stories by Miranda July
Buy new: $11.20 / Used from: $7.90
When You Are Engulfed in FlamesWhen You Are Engulfed in Flames by David Sedaris
Buy new: $15.59 / Used from: $10.87
Geek Love: A NovelGeek Love: A Novel by Katherine Dunn
Buy new: $10.17 / Used from: $5.80
EraserheadEraserhead
Buy new: $19.99 / Used from: $15.20
Brute Okie High Cut Lycra® Wrestling SingletBrute Okie High Cut Lycra® Wrestling Singlet
Buy new: $30.99 - $40.49
i prefer the high cut singlet
Songs of DesperationSongs of Desperation by Those Poor Bastards
Buy new: $10.99 / Used from: $19.45
these guys are creeps who make beautiful music
Hellfire HymnsHellfire Hymns by Those Poor Bastards
Buy new: $11.99
like a combination of johnny cash, nick cave and tom waits
Like DeathLike Death by Tim Waggoner
Buy used from: $1.25
seriously bizarre horror
Books of Blood OmnibusBooks of Blood Omnibus by Clive Barker
Buy used from: $12.46
Message in a BottleMessage in a Bottle by Nicholas Sparks
Buy new: $11.19 / Used from: $0.01
i had to read this book for a college class in popular literature and it made me wish i didn't know how to read
The Bizarro Starter Kit  (Orange)The Bizarro Starter Kit (Orange) by Carlton Mellick III
Buy new: $8.00 / Used from: $5.71
The Bizarro Starter Kit  (blue)The Bizarro Starter Kit (blue) by Steve Aylett
Buy new: $8.00 / Used from: $5.00
PADDLE BALLPADDLE BALL
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i wish my hands were paddles with balls attached to them
What the Fuck: The Avant-Porn AnthologyWhat the Fuck: The Avant-Porn Anthology by Michael Hemmingson
Buy new: $14.00 / Used from: $4.20
probably like my favorite book in pre-school
Theremin KitTheremin Kit
rock!