 | How to Good-bye Depression: If You Constrict Anus 100 Times Everyday. Malarkey? or Effective Way? by Hiroyuki Nishigaki
Buy new: $15.25 / Used from: $9.04 One of the most famous books on Amazon.
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 | How to Read Donald Duck: Imperialist Ideology in the Disney Comic by Ariel Dorfman
Buy used from: $64.52 Well, no, it's just a cartoon. Sorry.
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 | The Late Great Planet Earth by Hal Lindsey
Buy new: $9.35 / Used from: $1.36 Let's see, the world didn't end in 2000. So the book remains on sale I suppose.
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 | We Never Went to the Moon: America's Thirty Billion Dollar Swindle by Bill Kaysing
Buy new: $13.20 / Used from: $25.00 Well, we didn't go to the moon, but Neil Armstrong etc. did. Yep, it's a serious book.
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 | How to Have Sex in the Woods by Luann Colombo
Buy used from: $1.21 Yeah, I think I can figure it out without a book.
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 | Sex in a Tent: A Wild Couple's Guide to Getting Naughty in Nature by Michelle Waitzman
Buy new: $10.17 / Used from: $8.50 If the first book was a success, someone else tries it too.
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 | The Holy Movement : Matters of the Colon by Debora L. Meehan
Buy used from: $3.03 Back to bathroom jokes here.
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![P.I.G. [Petrified Intestinal Gas]](http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41NZTB31K2L._SL75_.jpg) | P.I.G. [Petrified Intestinal Gas] by Jurgen Grasshoff
Buy new: $22.99 / Used from: $11.51 It's a biography?
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 | Uncle Bob Talks With My Digestive System by Bob Devine
Buy used from: $3.80 Oh no! This list is getting into a rut.
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| The Day I Passed the Statue of Liberty by Selma Reitmeir
Buy used from: $77.19 Thrilling day it was.
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 | And on the Eighth Day God Created Hairdressers: I Have Contributed In Many Ways To The Field of Beauty by Arnetta R. Scales
Buy new: $11.45 / Used from: $5.85 Part of the beauty of Amazon is that there is something here for all of us.
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 | The Stray Shopping Carts of Eastern North America: A Guide to Field Identification by Julian Montague
Buy new: $12.21 / Used from: $2.23 I received this for Christmas! It's a brilliant book. Words fail me.
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 | The Haunted Vagina by Carlton Mellick III
Buy new: $9.95 / Used from: $7.41 A classic of teenaged horror literature.
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 | Razor Wire Pubic Hair by Carlton Mellick III
Buy new: $9.36 / Used from: $5.45 A theme perhaps?
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 | The Criminal Prosecution And Capital Punishment Of Animals by E. P. Evans
Buy new: $35.68 / Used from: $22.11 Okay, this is a history book. The church used to prosecute and punish animals.
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 | Occult Ether Physics: Tesla's Hidden Space Propulsion System and the Conspiracy to Conceal It (2nd Revised Edition) by William Lyne
Buy used from: $39.63 Okay, there are a ton of bad science books out there, but they're probably mostly amusing to just a small fraction of readers. Oh well.
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 | Occult Science Dictatorship: The Official State Science Religion and How to Get Excommunicated by William Lyne
Buy used from: $33.78 There are also lots of UFO books out there, but this is one of the better titles.
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 | The Original Road Kill Cookbook by Buck Peterson
Buy new: $7.95 / Used from: $1.99 Okay, it might not seem so weird now. But think about it! And of course now there are followup books...
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 | Flattened Fauna, Revised: A Field Guide to Common Animals of Roads, Streets, and Highways by Roger M. Knutson
Buy new: $9.95 / Used from: $1.75 |
 | White Trash Cooking (Jargon) by Ernest M. Mickler
Buy new: $13.57 / Used from: $2.88 Coq au coke.
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 | Rejuvenation and Unveiled Hidden Phenix: Carlos Castaneda Shamanism Plus a after His Death by Hiroyuki Nishigaki
Buy new: $12.95 / Used from: $3.98 From the brilliant author of the constrict anus book.
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 | How to Fossilize Your Hamster: And Other Amazing Experiments for the Armchair Scientist by Mick O'Hare
Buy new: $11.20 / Used from: $1.89 And good parenting as well.
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 | Bigfoot: I Not Dead by Graham Roumieu
Buy new: $10.20 / Used from: $6.15 And we glad.
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 | Me Write Book: It Bigfoot Memoir by Graham Roumieu
Buy new: $10.88 / Used from: $4.62 Still glad.
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 | In Me Own Words: The Autobiography of Bigfoot by Graham Roumieu
Buy new: $9.32 / Used from: $4.95 Getting less so.
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 | BIRTH CONTROL IS SINFUL IN THE CHRISTIAN MARRIAGES and also ROBBING GOD OF PRIESTHOOD CHILDREN!! by Eliyzabeth Anderson
Buy new: $135.00 / Used from: $107.92 Self-published, you think?
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 | Shipping Semen? How to Have a Successful Experience by Pennie Ahmed
Buy used from: $27.57 Okay, and we have the serious and unintentionally funny.
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 | A Million Random Digits with 100,000 Normal Deviates by RAND Corporation
Buy new: $81.00 / Used from: $56.69 You can get them online if you need them...
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 | The 2007-2012 Outlook for Lemon-Flavored Bottled Water in Japan by Philip M. Parker
Buy new: $495.00 There are hundreds of these automatically generated books listed here on Amazon.
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 | The 2007-2012 Outlook for Public Building Stacking Chairs Excluding Bar, Bowling Center, Cafeteria, Library, Restaurant, and School Stacking Chairs in the United States by Philip M. Parker
Buy new: $495.00 And so on...
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 | The Humanure Handbook: A Guide to Composting Human Manure, Third Edition by Joseph C. Jenkins
Buy new: $16.50 / Used from: $13.96 Okay, back to toilet humor for a bit...
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 | Liquid Gold: The Lore and Logic of Using Urine to Grow Plants by Carol Steinfeld
Buy new: $12.78 / Used from: $6.50 Nothing to see here...
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 | How to Shit in the Woods: An Environmentally Sound Approach to a Lost Art by Kathleen Meyer
Buy new: $9.56 / Used from: $0.01 Don't wipe with the poison ivy.
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| How to Avoid Huge Ships: Or I Never Met a Ship I Liked by John W. Trimmer
Buy used from: $72.50 More how-to guides.
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 | Does God Love Michael's Two Daddies (Seth and Sarah Ask...) by Butt Sheila K.
Buy new: $7.95 / Used from: $17.68 Oh yeah, there's also the random weird hate literature.
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 | Cool Balls: Global Warming, Scrotal Heat And The Fate Of Humankind by H D
Buy new: $12.99 / Used from: $32.74 This one, I'm confident, is a joke.
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 | The Pop-Up Book of Phobias by Gary Greenberg
Buy new: $21.56 / Used from: $9.17 Very funny.
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 | Golden Fountain: The Complete Guide to Urine Therapy by Coen van der Kroon
Buy new: $10.85 / Used from: $9.81 A vast library awaits.
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 | Urine Therapy! Confessions Of A Mad Pee Drinker by P. P. Powers
Buy new: $13.45 / Used from: $18.08 Make it end!
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