Product Description

You Might Be A Redneck if…

• You use a fishing license as a form of I.D.
• Your screen door has no screen.
• You've been on TV more than once describing what the tornado sounded like.
• You have a black eye and a hickey at the same time.
• You ever waved at traffic form your front porch wearing just your underwear.

Containing more than 2,000 entries with more than 200 illustrations, You Might Be A Redneck if…This Is The Biggest Book You've Ever Read will be a must-own book for die-hard fans of Jeff Foxworthy. Creatively packaged and attractively priced, this book also features more than 1,500 entries that have never been published in book form.

Product Details

• Amazon Sales Rank: #173622 in Books
• Published on: 2004-09-22
• Original language: English
• Number of items: 1
• Binding: Paperback
• 320 pages

Features

• ISBN13: 9781401601935
• Condition: NEW
• Notes: Brand New from Publisher. No Remainder Mark.
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Customer Reviews

"If it ain't broke ,it ain't ours."
The more of this Redneck humor I read,the more I enjoy it.I have written reviews on several Redneck and Southern Humor books;but none are better than what the author of this gem,Jeff Foxworthy,gives us.
The layout of the book,the wonderful illustrations and all the one-liners result in a book that is great to sit back with "a cool one" and have some great laughs.
The author has come up with a great way to introduce these one-liners;that would be:
You might be a Redneck if....
"You use your daughter's wedding as an excuse to buy a new
shotgun."
"You've ever done your Christmas shopping at a truck stop."
"You can take your bra off while driving."
"You talk to your dog more than your wife."
"Your mother does not remove the Marlboro from her lips before
telling the State Patrolman to k--- her a--."
"You've ever thrown up in a squad car."
"You take your dog for a walk and you both use the tree at
the corner."
"You've ever vacationed in a rest area."
"You've ever worn shorts to a funeral home."
"You got your nose broken at your sister's wedding."
"Truckers tell your wife to watch her language."
"Your gene pool doesn't have a 'deep end'."
"You proposed at Denny's."
"You had a marriage license before you had a driver's license."
"You said your wedding vows while watching a football game
out of the corner of your eye."
"You learned the facts of life by watching dogs."
"Getting your car inspected means paying a bribe."
And that is just a taste of what you'll find in this book.It isn't stated;but there are somewhere between 1300 and 1500 of these one-liners for your enjoyment.
If you like earthy humor,you'll love this book.

Collection of Jokes from Jeff Foxworthy
You Might Be a Redneck If... is a funny collection of the standup comedian Jeff Foxworthy's, you might be a redneck if jokes. There are many laugh out loud funny redneck jokes here - so if you want to stick a few in your back pocket to be the funny guy or gal at a party, this is a good source of material.

While reading these jokes on paper is not nearly as funny as seeing Foxworthy perform them live, this book will provide you a few laughs in your leisure reading time.

The Best Book I Ever Read!!
I love this book it is the greatest! My mom bought it for me and I read it the same day i couldn't put it down! So many of them reminded me of my family that I laughed the whole way through! Read this and you won't be sorry or bored!!