Track Listing

1. Gym
2. Sea World/Santa at the Mall/Demi Moore
3. Rental Car Insurance/Richie Valens' Plane/Airline Security/Dogs
4. My Daughter
5. Sperm Bank
6. America Online
7. Porno Awards/Hollywood Bullshit
8. Sex and Your Heart Attack!
9. Prison Love/I Wanna F*** You/Jack Shack
10. If You Buy This CD, I Can Get This Car [Censored]
11. If You Buy This CD, I Can Get This Car [Uncensored]
12. I'm So Good in Bed

Product Details

• Amazon Sales Rank: #69993 in Music
• Brand: Warner Brothers
• Released on: 1998-10-20
• Number of discs: 1
• Format: Explicit Lyrics

Customer Reviews

Robert Schimmel is the Muhammad Ali of Comedy!
I consider myself a comedy historian, and I can say without any hesitation, reservation, equivocation or qualification that Robert Schimmel is the purest monologist in America today. He should be mentioned in the same breath with Lenny Bruce, Rodney Dangerfield, Richard Pryor and George Carlin. He's that good. This CD is the second one he has put out and it's very funny and polished. His first CD is an absolute masterpiece that will make you laugh every time you listen to it, no matter how well you know the material. If Robert Schimmel is on the scene, you can guarantee yourself it will be funny as hell! He's the best...and he's only getting better!

... I laughed until I hurt!
Robert Schimmel is one of the most twisted, yet the most NORMAL, comic voice out there! Sure, what he talks about is gross at times, but most of it is stuff that WE have done! His material is hilarious, his timing impeccable, and he has the sweetest sounding voice when he tells his hilarious stories. Many times I have been feeling depressed, and his CDs have pulled me out of it and made me feel good! I recommend it. I own all of Robert Schimmel's CDs.

I'll never get in the jacuzzi at the gym again...
WHAT IS THAT FOAM, ANYWAY? Schimmel is funny, dirty, truthful, dirty, clever, dirty, twisted, dirty... and sometimes a little too dirty. If you like sex, like hearing about sex, like thinking about sex, or even wondering about sex, Schimmel will do all the thinking for you. Buy this and every other CD and look for his special on HBO -- this is not your typical comic, Schimmel sees everyday "acts" [?] in a whole new way... Just don't play it for your parents, your nice religious neighbor, or your kids' teachers. FUNNY!