Starfire Mutiny
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An escaped convict general swann and his band of mercenaries have seized control of a giant colony ship orbiting a dead planet. The ships cargo: tens of thousands of men women and children frozen in suspended animation. Studio: Monarch Video Assoc. Release Date: 08/30/2005 Starring: Joe Lara Douglas H. Arthurs Run time: 94 minutes Rating: R Director: Lloyd A. Simandl
Product Details
- Amazon Sales Rank: #105431 in DVD
- Brand: Monarch
- Released on: 2005-08-30
- Rating: R (Restricted)
- Aspect ratio: 1.33:1
- Formats: Color, DVD, NTSC
- Original language: English
- Number of discs: 1
- Running time: 94 minutes
Customer Reviews
Kind of pointless really
All the people on Earth are in cryogenic suspension in a big spaceship orbiting the planet (the atmosphere is screwed up or something), except for some prison convicts who are still on the planet's surface. Some of them get free and make their way to the cryo-ship, where they start blowing things up. This seemed like it wanted to be a steamy T&A movie like some of Simandl's other stuff, but all we get is a couple of blink-and-you'll-miss-it topless shots. Without a load of nudity, there's really no reason to see this. The plot is ridiculous, the acting is poor, the comic relief characters made me groan, and there's just nothing of interest going on. Oh, people run around and do stuff, I just didn't care if they lived or died really. The ending is just plain bonkers. Special effects are slightly better than I'd expect from a low budget Czechoslovakian sci-fi film. The characters were likable enough I suppose, but the plot couldn't really be taken seriously enough to actually feel for them.
Overall, skip it.
Worst movie ever?
Dull, seemed to go on for ever.
Fake characters.
Possibly the worst movie ive seen.



