Product Description

When a group of commandoes raid an islad prison to extract an inmate slated for execution an undercover fbi agent is the only man who can thwart them and save a supreme court justice who is being held hostage. Studio: Sony Pictures Home Ent Release Date: 12/21/2004 Starring: Steven Seagal Ja Rule Run time: 98 minutes Rating: Pg13 Director: Don Michael Paul

Product Details

• Amazon Sales Rank: #30378 in DVD
• Brand: Sony
• Released on: 2003-03-04
• Rating: PG-13 (Parental Guidance Suggested)
• Aspect ratio: 1.85:1
• ESRB Rating: Teen
• Formats: Anamorphic, Closed-captioned, Color, Dolby, Dubbed, Full Screen, Subtitled, Widescreen, NTSC
• Original language: English
• Subtitled in: English, French
• Dubbed in: French
• Number of discs: 1
• Running time: 99 minutes

Amazon.com
Despite critical roasting and a blink-and-you-missed it theatrical release, Half Past Dead is surprisingly not half bad. Once you recognize this bastard child's recent action-flick heritage (The Rock being the most obvious of a dozen pilfered plot lines), you can kick back and enjoy the unexpected perks that arise when a deep-cover FBI sleuth (Steven Seagal) accompanies a convicted crook (rapper Ja Rule) into "New Alcatraz" prison. A death-row killer (Bruce Weitz) sits on a $200 million goldmine, keeping his secret as a bargaining chip when criminal commandos (led by the ever-cool Morris Chestnut) drop in for a lethally greedy raid. After cutting his teeth on trashy, short-lived TV series, director Don Michael Paul can't do much to help the puffy, career-tanking Seagal, but he's got lively allies in Ja Rule and alleged "has-been" Nia Peeples (forget Lara Croft, this babe rocks), and even legendary action-TV producer Stephen J. Cannell drops in for a cameo. Derivative from the get-go, but fun just the same. --Jeff Shannon

Customer Reviews

The jury decided; I presided.
For a man that is not feeling well, this was the perfect no brainer film to help me conquer those sweats and chills. There was unrealistic fighting, a Swiss cheese plot, and characters that we cared nothing for, which allowed me to doze off and still know what was happening. This was a Steven Seagal film, so I wasn't expecting much, but honestly, after several of his film you come to realize that they are all very similar and Seagal has not changed his fighting habits at all over the years. He is still using the same fist moves that made him popular in Above the Law. Why should he change? He is Steven Seagal.

So, take his old-school 1980s fighting techniques and combine it with a modern day rap artist like Ja-Rule (especially after his popularity with DMX in Exit Wounds), and you have the film Half Past Dead. So, let's begin. The fighting was laughable. I think that if a gust of wind hit Ja-Rule he would fly halfway across the room. Also, why did it become increasingly obvious that Ja-Rule was not doing his own fight sequences? Throughout his fighting with Nia Peeples, it is very clear that it is not Ja-Rule. How could a director allow such a blatant error happen in an action film? This is not the only case of action gone wrong. There are several scenes in which bullets defy their projected path and gravity. Also, let us not forget the flying fists of Seagal which had the sounds of some hard hits, but it was very obvious that he was mock fighting with most of the extras. This unrealistic fighting knocked this film from five stars to four stars.

So, let's move past the fighting. What is a good action film without the story to accompany the fighting? Sadly, director Don Michael Paul felt as if there was no story needed. Why bother the audience with a story when we have Ja-Rule and Steven Seagal fighting together on-screen? The plot was riddled with more holes that my high school underwear. It was as if we were not seeing the entire picture, and instead of showing us the director relied on words to tell us. Some examples of what I mean are how Sasha and Nick first met. I needed to see this. Without this story and seeing their trust be born, it became less emotional when it was broken. I didn't care, I needed to know more about them. The side-story about Seagal's wife was just filler. He has these visions of her that help him live after a gun battle, but that is all we know about her. When I first saw this scene, I thought it was going to be a major influence in the film. Sadly, I believe that was the last mention of the wife. The Prisoner's story with the gold was horrible. I didn't know enough about the guy to make me see the evil in his ways. This ultimately led to an unclimactic ending with this Prisoner. Does anyone really know who Morris Chestnut's character was? How did he get the money to finance this operation, and how did he become the inside man? I needed answers of which Don Michael Paul was not willing to provide. The lack of story and weakness of the main characters knocked this film from four stars to two.

Finally, I would like to comment on the title. What does it mean? Was it a reference to the time when Sasha almost died, or is it a reference to the lack of caring about life from Ja-Rule and the inmates (remember his line, "Tonight is a good time to die"). I don't know. This led me to the ultimate conclusion about this film. The director just didn't care. He was happy to have Seagal and Ja-Rule signed on, so everything else became second fiddle. In the range of action films, this is pretty poor. Unrealistic fighting with an overabundance of cliched lines only plummeted this film deeper into the world of action. To be brutally honest, Ja-Rule cannot act, and this became a problem in this film. He needed a smaller film to get his feet wet and see if he was ready for the cinema world. Half Past Dead was not the best role for him. This film is the perfect example of a movie made just to get rap artists some screen time and attempt to bring an overweight action start from the 80s into the new generation. Sadly, in Half Past Dead it didn't work.

Grade: * out of *****

Half Past Something.
Looking back, Steven Seagal has never really made a great movie, but we like him anyway. Or, maybe after all this time we want to like him anyway. But that doesn't help you figure out whether or not to put this DVD in your shopping cart . . .

If you thought you missed this film at the theatre, you didn't. If you thought Mr. Seagal was "back" because "Exit Wounds" was a good action flick, well - he's not.

The story is choppy . . . and I say that knowing that the story is not the priority of an action film. I mean you will find yourself once or twice going "what the hell?" And if the story (dare I say "plot") that doesn't need to be the real highlight in a Steven Seagal-action film is so out of sorts that you actually find yourself stopping to ponder what it going on, you know two things have happened - (1) there is no story, there is no stream of consciousness that you can follow to even figure why or what reason there is for anything to be coming together, because it is not and (2) there is NOT enough action.

There is not enough Seagal. If you want to run the risk and pick up the DVD because you are a die hard Seagal fan, he looks horrible, tired and puffy in it, and he's phoning it in ala Tommy Lee Jones in "Batman Forever." Remember how it seemed Mr. Jones knew Jim Carrey would steal the show, so he was just along for the ride? It seems like Mr. Seagal is just along for the ride in this film as well. I am hard-pressed to recall any major action scenes around him.

By the way . . .if you were a fan of "Fame" and want to see what happened to Nia Pepples, pick it up. I was surprised to see her in the flick, and she was good. Morris Chestnut was good, as well.

WARNING:
But here's a SPOILER if you dare to read on . . . you know how in most of these types of films, Steven Seagal will have some final one-on-one with the big bad and hand him back his a$$? Well, it's not going to happen in this film. As I said - hard-pressed to recall major action with Mr. Seagal - but he does jump out of a plane.

Hey - he is playing a Russian this time. I don't think he's done that yet.

not Seagal's best, BUT far from his worst!
Half Past Dead is far from Steven Seagal's best work (see: Above the Law and Under Siege). It is also nowhere near some of his more recent dreadful flicks (see: The Patriot (on my top 10 list of all time worst films ever)). Half Past Dead's predictable plot provides enough action and interesting characters to keep the viewer's attention. I could do without the slow-mo/speed up fight seen special effects. Overall this is a decent film worthy of renting by action film fans and of buying for Seagal fans.