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Satanic

Satanic
Directed by Dan Golden

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Journey into the heart of black magic in this riveting horror-thriller full of edge-of-your seat suspense, startling twists…and dead bodies. Following a car accident, Michelle wakes up with amnesia and bandages over her face. Her nightmares hint that she's done something very bad. Now, as people around her are murdered, she must piece together her past...before it kills her.


Product Details

  • Amazon Sales Rank: #113540 in DVD
  • Brand: COMBS,JEFFREY
  • Released on: 2006-04-04
  • Rating: R (Restricted)
  • Aspect ratio: 1.78:1
  • Formats: Closed-captioned, Color, Dolby, DVD, Subtitled, Widescreen, NTSC
  • Original language: English
  • Subtitled in: Spanish
  • Number of discs: 1
  • Dimensions: .25 pounds
  • Running time: 88 minutes

Customer Reviews

Rent it if there's nothing else to rent2
I feel very obligated to watch just about everything with Angus Scrimm and Jeffrey Combs, so when they're together in a movie you better believe I'm going to check it out! Annie Sorell who plays Michelle, is a minor (even though she's in her late twenties) and is placed in a halfway house for problem children after a car wreck where she developed amnesia. She is plagued by visions of her dead father and has a fancy looking ouija board that was in the car with her during the time of the accident. Michelle tries to understand her past and why she is being tormented by her horrible visions.

The acting was really quite horrible, but I did enjoy the performances by the house mother. Eliza Swenson, a sexy redhead, played a pierced out problem teen and she was very entertaining as her character Dalia. The teens in the house go about their day to day business and Michelle has visions and everyone keeps telling her to forget about them because nobody really cares. But she does damn it, and she?s going to get to the bottom of it!

The twist at the end of the movie was really unique, but the story was just not really there. I wasn't interested and I didn't care about any of the characters. I didn't even care how it ended. If there's really any reason to check this out here's the short list; Angus Scrimm plays Michelle's doctor, Jeffrey Combs shows up a few times as a cop to investigate, Eliza Swenson's [...] and the most humorous (and by humorous I mean worst) fight scene I've ever seen between our main character and her body double. Rent it if there's nothing else to rent, or if your curiosity gets the better of you.

0 STARS: This joke of a movie tries to be clever but falls flat on its "face".1
"Satanic" is about a girl who is involved in a horrible car accident which destroyed her face. As she recovers, a doctor (who must be a magician because no plastic surgeon could have done what he did for this girl) basically recreates this girl's face into a beauty queen's. There are a couple of problems though. First, this girl doesn't remember anything except for the fact that she may have done something horrible before the accident. The viewer is constantly subjected to her stupid flashbacks of her father right before and during the accident.

"Satanic" attempts to be cute with a twist toward the end of the movie which is actually very unsatifying for the pure horror movie fan. This movie leaves with that all too familiar "I wish I hadn't wasted my money on this garbage" feeling. The twist is both illogical and ridiculous! I'm just "SO SCARED" of the villain in this horror movie!! LOL!!

I will not give it away, but the best decision would be not to view this garbage at all as it is a total waste of your time and money. "Satanic" is very pedestrian in scares and has just about zero value as a horror movie. In short, there is nothing scary about "Satanic" except for how much it sucks. "Satanic" is a very forgettable movie-watching experience, at least as far as its merits as a horror movie are concerned.

Dumb as dumb can get1
Annie Sorell (Man of the Year) stars as a young girl named Michelle who has woken up from a car accident in which she doesnt remember what she was doing at the time. She is brought into a home with a group of people where she'll stay for the duration. Soon Michelle finds a book in which she tries to remember what happened during the car accident. Then when things become clear all the pieces come together and Michelle has to stop what's going on since everyone around her starts to die. Can someone say boring? Sorell needs to take acting lessons bad. She gives one pretty empty performance as does everyone else. What a waste of Jeffrey Combs (Re-Animator, The Frighteners)....AGAIN!! That goes for Angus Scrimm (Phantasm) too. The end fight scene and hopefully you'll make it to the end is one of the dumbest things you'll ever see. Also starring James Russo, Diane Ayala Goldner (Feast), Brett Erickson (Scarecrow: Resurrection), Alecia Loren (Coyote Ugly) and Eliza Swenson (Candy Stripers).