Product Description

Popular erotica director Seymour Asse needs a stunning, fresh-faced young actress to star in his latest big budget film – a production steeped in secrecy. When Seymour happens upon delectable, down-on-her-luck Fanny Sparrow on the streets of Manhattan, he knows he has discovered his sexy new starlet. With secret map in hand and a cast & crew in tow, Seymour sets sail for mythical Bone Island. Fanny quickly learns the ropes of the industry shooting and cavorting on board the yacht, but it could never prepare her for the huge obstacles she will soon face on the mysterious island…none more imposing than a 60-foot-tall simian with a naughty penchant for peeping and a kinky attraction to beautiful young women of the homo sapien persuasion.

Product Details

• Amazon Sales Rank: #66249 in DVD
• Brand: FIRST LOOK HOME ENTERTAINMENT
• Released on: 2006-09-05
• Rating: R (Restricted)
• Aspect ratio: 1.78:1
• Formats: Color, DVD, Widescreen, NTSC
• Original language: English
• Number of discs: 1
• Dimensions: 1.00 pounds
• Running time: 73 minutes

Customer Reviews

Juvenile rubbish
I'm currently off sick after straining my back leaping out of bed with cramp. Some of the kids programmes I've been watching are infinitely better than this tripe (though presumably because I've been watching children's programmes, the cross eyed dinosaur (special effects Brett Piper)did make me chuckle!) At the beginning John Fedele is amusingly on form but wears pretty thin by the end. Somebody called Andrew Shearer has written the linear notes for this DVD. And boy is he easily pleased, spewing sycophantic claptrap about the evolution of John Bacchus's parodies of major films, making out that we have reached a crescendo with this film and that this is John's Opus. Far from it. Since the take off of Blair Witch he has in the main spiralled downwards.

So if the humour of this film is abysmal what about the girls? Well if Seduction Cinema are reading this please note that this is one frequent buyer of all your products (Shock-A-Rama, Retro Seduction, Film Factory, Wave et all) that is going to stop buying your restricted versions because other than some mild topless shots.....that's it! I feel cheated that a unrated version is available free but not to residents of the UK. So please release both versions so that I can buy the unrated version or stop offering them free and release them in both versions in one package as with Spiderbabe.

It would be nice if this company started releasing even more of the earlier exploitation films esp early Misty and Ruby and Debbie and Tina etc on DVD format as Amazon don't stock DVD0-R discs and really they are the only company in America I trust to deliver my goods.

Probably not the sequel you were seeking
"Kinky Kong" from 2006 is a softcore porn version of the great ape story that was reinvented in high tech a year earlier. This is the story of a 50-foot ape that runs around New York in a diaper with an, ahem, protruberance in front of his bottom.

He witnesses numerous sexual tete-a-tetes and chases a lot of mainly nude women in the street before finishing the story with a voyeurisitc romp outside a high rise that results in a milk shower on an admirer.

In the final scene, as the credits rolls, Kinky Kong identiifies his object of desire -- Lady Liberty -- and sets out across New York's harbor to embrace his newfound beloved. The great ape wades as the film closes.

This is exactly what you'd expect although I found it somewhat more well-made than the average pump up softcore porn film. It has a low level of high technology that helps make the goings on appear real.

There is no acting, to speak of, and the story is moronic, but it's worth a peek if this sort of thing appeals to you. I've seen a lot of high budget Hollywood flicks more boring and equally as inane as this.

Plumbing New Depths of Late Nite Excrement
As a nightshift person, I see a lot of late night cable TV and some incredibly bad movies (no matter what time of day they're aired). And the worst of the worst appear to be the astoundingly-bad "adult" films pinched out on HBO's Zone channel. I thought GHOST IN A TEENY BIKINI was wretched. Now that I've seen KINKY KONG, I'm prepared to vote to put GHOST IN A TEENY BIKINI in the National Registry.

I could pull people off a city bus and get better performances. The jokes are so bad that I'm sure there was no script at any point during this project. It literally looks like they made everything up as they went along.

I realize the point of these movies is to show copious amounts of female flesh--but is it too much to ask to find some actresses who don't treat their skin like an inner-city brick wall? Some of these chicks have so many tattooes on them that I thought they'd been tagged by several street gangs. Or maybe just selling body space like a Nascar vehicle. And what was the chick thinking who tattooed fire outlines on her breasts?

If you're interested in seeing seriously skanky chicks and computer-generated flatulence, this might be your movie. I can't imagine anyone else taking credit for it.