Cosmos: War of the Planets
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A team of astronauts led by Mike Hamilton (John Richardson) is sent to investigate an unstable planet, which turns out to be inhabited by a race of green people under the control of an evil computer. The astronauts pledge to help the inhabitants of the p
Product Details
- Amazon Sales Rank: #120136 in DVD
- Brand: MUSIC VIDEO DIST
- Released on: 2007-07-31
- Rating: NR (Not Rated)
- Aspect ratio: 1.33:1
- Formats: Color, DVD, NTSC
- Original language: English
- Number of discs: 1
- Dimensions: 1.00 pounds
- Running time: 89 minutes
Customer Reviews
Rating depends on your view...
This is either 1/5 if you are looking for a quality rating, or 4/5 if you flip it upside down and watch this b-movie that way too.
Truly awful in a really wonderful way. When they finished filming, the director said, "post-production? Whassat?"
The thing is a patchwork quilt of completely unrelated scenes and plot lines. Switch from computer expert analyzing a strange audio signal, to two crew members passing each other in the hall and, "smootchie, smootchie... lets have totall non-commital, non physical, mental sex." Cut somewhere else where something "evil" is happening, then back to the "smootchie, smootchie." In fact, a common theme through the entire movie is "bad guys, space walk, evil robot... meanwhile back at Spaceship A'moure"... we-ve GOT to find that red button... YAY!"
Gads.
One thing I'll give it is that in just two places, they have a great "special effect" that is really kinda mesmerizing: it's nothing more than a highly solarized "alien planet panorama" where the huge "sister planet" looms up over the mountain ridge and they pan across the plain. The "solarization" effect (don;'t know what you really call it - it's just a highly color distorted/heavy static view) is really kinda solemn and captivating.
This movie stinks like a rose. Whaddaya expect when you buy it on a DVD of four complete sci-fi movies for a dollar at Walmart? This movie isn't even worth fixing my typos in this review.
Next up: "Assignment Outer Space." I'll let you know.



