Product Description

Jack Chandler is a private eye tracking down Samantha the runaway. In his travels, he comes across a gang of chainsaw wielding prostitutes that like to carve people up for their cult.

Product Details

• Amazon Sales Rank: #45049 in DVD
• Brand: INFINITY RESOURCES
• Released on: 2008-08-05
• Rating: Unrated
• Aspect ratio: 1.85:1
• Formats: Color, DVD, NTSC
• Original language: English
• Number of discs: 1
• Dimensions: 1.00 pounds
• Running time: 85 minutes

Features

• When gumshoe Jack Chandler (Jay Richardson) is hired to find a missing girl, he stumbles upon a cult of mostly-naked, chainsaw-wielding Hollywood prostitutes who sacrifice their victims at the whim of their leader (Gunnar Hansen, star of The Texas Chainsaw Massacre). Can Chandler get himself and the girl out before he's cut up into a million pieces? This fantastically entertaining send-up of o

Customer Reviews

What were you expecting, Casablanca?
"Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers." The name pretty much says it all. When you have a movie with a title like that starring Linnea Quigley, you are not going to get an in depth look at the human condition. If you want a way to kill an hour and a half without turning on your brain, this is for you. Personally, I thought it was a lot of fun. It starts with a detective looking for a missing girl (Quigley) and winds up running afoul of a chainsaw cult led by Gunnar Hansen.
The movie does not take itself too seriously. The gore effects are so over the top that they are far from frightening, but rather fun. If you are a fan of 80's B movies, you will not be disappointed. I have never regretted buying this flick.

A T&A & Blood & Guts Masterpiece!!
This movie has everything any red-blooded American male B-movie buff could ever ask for. Beautiful women. Killing. Beautiful women. Comedy. Beautiful women. A wiseacre detective a la Mike Hammer on valium. And all of it on the cheap. If you're one of those PC Nazis, you'll hate it, but if you can take low-brow comedy with a grain of salt it'll be a fabulous movie-going experience.

Cinematic Geniusness
From the time when Thomas Edison made his first moving picture, to when George Lucas released his latest installment of the Star Wars series, there has never been such a masterpiece anything near HOLLYWOOD CHAINSAW HOOKERS. The award-winning performances of the humungously talented cast, combined with state-of-the-art, dazzeling special effects wizardry, made this film the greatest cinematic accomplishment ever! Gunnar Hansen stetches all his acting muscles and puts forth a heartfelt performance that would leave Orson Wells in a jealous rage. The demure acting skills of both Michelle Bauer and Linnea Quigley were so strong and beliveable that I was nearly moved to tears. How could a supurb piece of showmanship like this go unnoticed for so long? Its a crime that this movie never won an oscar. Im still waiting for the big-budget sequel. Maybe they'll spend a cool $70,000, rather then a simple $58,000 and bring this original, beliveable idea to the big screen again in the way it was meant to be. I recommend everyone buy ten copies, just for the prestige alone.