 | The Outlaw
Buy used from: $5.00 Hokey-smokes & Hoo-wee, this baby is B-A-D! Not just the worst full-budget Western ever made, but one of the worst full-budget movies ever made in ANY genre! ("Was that full-budget or full-busted?")
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![The Shooting [VHS]](http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51KAK1VNBGL._SL75_.jpg) | The Shooting [VHS]
Buy used from: $1.40 An utterly pointless movie with the most senseless ending I've ever seen. It wasted my time to such a degree that I actually became IRRITATED! Very competitive in the "Worst Movie Ever" category.
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 | The Quick and the Dead
Buy new: $8.99 / Used from: $1.93 Sharon Stone plays a cheroot-smoking, Clint Eastwood-mimicking 1800s gunslinger. Was there something else you needed to know? (Along with the two movies above, this represents "The Dreck Of The West.")
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 | Heaven's Gate
Buy new: $11.99 / Used from: $7.25 Could you make a shockingly poor & pretentious movie that moves slower than a line of people at the Department of Motor Vehicles for less than 36 million dollars? Well, Michael Cimino couldn't!
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![Badman's Territory [VHS]](http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41Cabu7oRGL._SL75_.jpg) | Badman's Territory [VHS]
Buy used from: $15.47 When I was young, my Mother told me that if I can't say SOMETHING nice then I shouldn't say anything at all. Therefore, I'm going to decline to comment on this movie.
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 | Jesse James Meets Frankenstein's Daughter
With a title like this, you might think that it could be one of those stupid, but fun and campy movies. You'd be wrong. It's only stupid.
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![The Oklahoma Kid [VHS]](http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41SFTP1S0ML._SL75_.jpg) | The Oklahoma Kid [VHS]
Buy used from: $17.85 Cagney gives it a bit of life with his "Type A" personality, but if Cagney & Bogart are Western types, then Michael Jackson's a macho man, Madonna's an intellectual & Jane Fonda's a Constitutionalist!
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![Sagebrush Trail [VHS]](http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51GE51PRT6L._SL75_.jpg) | Sagebrush Trail [VHS]
Buy used from: $1.99 What you have here is a three "B" Western: "B"ad acting; "B"ad writing; and "B"ad directing. This baby is B-b-b-bad!
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![Jesse James [VHS]](http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51Q3D2AFQ2L._SL75_.jpg) | Jesse James [VHS]
Buy used from: $1.79 What rhymes with "Pokey"?
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![Left-Handed Gun [VHS]](http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51HFBNPC0WL._SL75_.jpg) | Left-Handed Gun [VHS]
Buy used from: $1.05 Well, I knew something wasn't "RIGHT" about it!
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 | Love Me Tender
Buy used from: $4.64 This movie "AIN'T NOTHIN' BUT A (hound) DOG!"
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![Man Without a Star [VHS]](http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51W0B18X90L._SL75_.jpg) | Man Without a Star [VHS]
Buy used from: $5.40 Horrible acting and a script that is as cliche-riddled as The Dalton Gang was bullet-riddled. The putrid odor lingers in my nostrils still!
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 | Waterhole #3
Buy new: $13.49 / Used from: $6.95 Inane.
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 | Aces and Eights
Buy new: $7.98 / Used from: $4.36 Hoo-wee! This is bad. Fascinatingly bad, but bad nonetheless.
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 | Arrowhead
Buy new: $9.98 / Used from: $5.39 Will Palance be convincing as an Apache warrior? Yes. Will Heston be his usual heavy-handed, charmless self? Yes. Is it legal to make a movie this boring? Yes, but I don't know why.
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![Return of the Badmen [VHS]](http://g-ecx.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/nav2/dp/no-image-no-ciu._SL75_V46836203_.gif) | Return of the Badmen [VHS]
Buy used from: $20.00 I sure wish they'd STAYED!
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![Bullwhip [VHS]](http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/21YQV80AGXL._SL75_.jpg) | Bullwhip [VHS]
Buy used from: $4.49 'BLAZING SADDLES' had a Jewish Indian chief; 'BULLWHIP' has a Brooklyn cab driver in the role. The difference? Well, in 'BLAZING SADDLES' it's MEANT to be funny. The editing is not to be believed!
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![Great Northfield Minnesota Raid [VHS]](http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51BMGHS3R9L._SL75_.jpg) | Great Northfield Minnesota Raid [VHS]
Buy used from: $2.63 weak, Weak, WEAK! .....Weak.
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![Ghost Town [VHS]](http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/21Z4RHHWBSL._SL75_.jpg) | Ghost Town [VHS]
Buy used from: $23.85 No comment necessary!
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 | Hang 'Em High
Buy new: $11.99 / Used from: $3.51 No, hang "IT" high!
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 | The Man From Laramie
Buy new: $12.49 / Used from: $5.95 Whodunits ain't no fun when you already know whodunit! Too simple a story to be meandering all around like it does. This is a Western soap opera.
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![100 Rifles [VHS]](http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41EP2T0YSSL._SL75_.jpg) | 100 Rifles [VHS]
Buy used from: $2.81 Starring Jim Brown, Raquel Welch and Burt Reynolds...know what I mean?
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![Ride the Man Down [VHS]](http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/21XSVEGN7EL._SL75_.jpg) | Ride the Man Down [VHS]
Buy used from: $19.94 And once he's down, ride over him a few times to boot!
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 | High Noon (Collector's Edition)
Buy new: $18.49 / Used from: $8.99 No, it's not really amongst the WORST of the West, but it is amongst the most highly overrated! Pass on this one and see.....
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 | 3:10 to Yuma
Buy new: $13.49 / Used from: $0.81 ...THIS one instead! (Check out my Amazon Guide titled, "SO YOU'D LIKE TO...LEARN WHY 'HIGH NOON' IS HIGHLY OVERRATED!" Parts 1, 2, & 3.)
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 | My Darling Clementine
Buy new: $12.99 / Used from: $6.94 I know it's considered one of the Western classics. It's really a sacred cow & a naked emperor. See my Amazon Guide, "SO YOU'D LIKE TO...LEARN WHY 'MY DARLING, CLEMENTINE' IS A BAD MOVIE" Parts 1 & 2.
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