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Horrible Gay Films According To Mike
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Ben & ArthurBen & Arthur
Buy new: $19.95 / Used from: $7.89
A grade-Z, no-budget, no-brainer. A gay man gets married and his fundamentalist brother & a priest decide to murder him. Someone who's never held a camera before could make a better film than this.
TrashTrash
Buy used from: $4.49
If you watch porn because you like the acting and technical proficiency, you'll like this. A drag queen and a heroin junkie try to improve their lives by going on welfare. Is very well-named.
Hustler WhiteHustler White
Buy new: $26.99 / Used from: $15.00
A gay whore's workday includes mummification, gang rape, and sex with an amputee's stump--and those are the wholesome parts. Everything about this film is gratuitous, including the film itself.
Versace Murder [VHS]Versace Murder [VHS]
Buy used from: $6.99
Thoroughly trashy, National Enquirer type ambulance-chasing story. Low-budget sleaze isn't even good opportunism.
No One SleepsNo One Sleeps
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The urban legend about the origin of AIDS could have made for a great paranoid thriller, but clumsy editing, dull performances, cheap production, and really dumb script ruin it. ZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!
Lie Down With DogsLie Down With Dogs
Buy new: $13.49 / Used from: $3.74
Embarrassing, lame-brained "comedy" about a pudgy, whiny gay man and his yawn-raising adventures in Provinctown. Sit through this and you'll want to boycott Provincetown.
L'Homme BlesseL'Homme Blesse
Another reason to dislike the French. An alienated teen gets obsessed with a hustler in this dreary film. The title translates to "The Wounded Man", but it's the audience who's the injured party.
Living End [VHS]Living End [VHS]
Buy used from: $1.60
Absurdly overpraised potboiler. Two HIV-positive gays go on a nihilistic road trip, (un)inspired by "Thelma & Louise". Those who have been touched by AIDS will be particularly disgusted.
Apart From Hugh [VHS]Apart From Hugh [VHS]
Buy used from: $1.98
Mopey, dopey yack-fest. A young gay has doubts about his older lover. His former traveling companion visits, and they talk about it, talk about it, talk some more, and the viewer falls asleep.
Cruising [VHS]Cruising [VHS]
Buy used from: $2.49
A NYC cop goes undercover to investigate ritualistic murders of gay men. He discovers an attraction to men and it turns him psychotic in this thoroughly repulsive film.
Pink NarcissusPink Narcissus
Buy new: $26.99 / Used from: $10.99
Praised as a historical, art-house classic, this silent film is artificial, pretentious, and monotonous. Imagine being trapped in a tunnel of love with a mannequin on extasy after closing hours.