![]() | Batman & Robin
Buy used from: $2.00 Does Arnold save this film or add to its infinite stupidity? I don't know, but everytime I watch it my ass hurts from laughing so hard, and sometimes it makes me want to kill myself it's so bad.
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![]() | Black Mask
Buy new: $9.98 / Used from: $0.98 Terrible dubbing and lousy action sequences, along with a hilarious villain that bares striking resemblance to Yoko Ono, immediately rules this out as a film to avoid.
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![]() | Bowling for Columbine
Buy new: $9.49 / Used from: $1.45 This is where Michael Moore started becoming a major disservice and an insult to documentary filmmakers everywhere. His bleeding heart compulsion outweighs his reason, and everything is doctored.
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![]() | Cabin Fever
Buy new: $8.49 / Used from: $0.18 By the time this flick ends you wonder if you really just saw a horror movie at all or just some stupid backyard production with poor dialogue and useless acting.
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![]() | D.E.B.S. (Special Edition)
Buy new: $7.99 / Used from: $2.69 I know that this was intended to be tongue-in-cheek, but then again, money doesn't grow on trees in Hollywood. This just didn't need to be made.
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![]() | Fahrenheit 9/11
Buy used from: $0.28 Moore takes the cake this time around. This doco is so full of lies and misinterpretations that you can crap them out and cut them with a fork, that is unless it hasn't brainwashed you already.
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![]() | The Fast and the Furious
Buy new: $11.99 / Used from: $0.85 If racing is your cup of tea, then I won't stop you if you feign interest, but if you don't care to see a plot that's ripped straight from "Point Break" and filled with uninvolving characters...
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![]() | The Foreigner
Buy new: $13.49 / Used from: $1.79 Steven Seagal at his worst. Seeing a fat man kicking things across the floor and glaring ominously, not to mention being replaced in fights by a thinner stunt-double, has never been more depressing.
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![]() | Half Past Dead
Buy new: $13.49 / Used from: $0.48 His last, shall we say, mainstream "action" movie. When a no-talent rapper steals the stage from your overweight lead, you know you're in trouble.
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![]() | Halloween - Resurrection
Buy new: $10.49 / Used from: $2.89 This is about as exciting as a bout of constipation.
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![]() | Hangman's Curse
Buy new: $13.49 / Used from: $1.50 Contains one of the most painfully cheesy endings in cinematic history.
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![]() | Highlander 2
Buy new: $8.99 / Used from: $5.59 Heheheh. They gave this turkey the 'Special Edition' treatment...oh, boy...
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![]() | The Hot Chick
Buy new: $8.99 / Used from: $1.73 Someone please tell Mr. Schneider that he wasn't funny then, isn't funny now, and won't be funny ever.
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![]() | Jaws - The Revenge
Buy new: $7.99 / Used from: $1.84 And you thought Jaws 3-D was bad.
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![]() | Left Behind - The Movie
Buy used from: $1.27 The books are incredible, but this is a poor excuse for a movie adaptation, and it shows in its meandering pace, laughable FX and terrible directing. This WILL be left behind alright.
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![]() | Legally Blonde
Buy new: $10.49 / Used from: $0.90 I don't care how popular this is. It's simply stupid and not worth enjoying for the sake of stupidity.
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![]() | Mortal Kombat: Annihilation
Buy new: $6.99 / Used from: $0.01 For those who adore the video game and enjoyed the first installment, this is the equivalent of a cold shower and a slap in the face.
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![]() | The Mummy Returns (Widescreen Collector's Edition)
Buy new: $11.49 / Used from: $0.37 Feels more like a beefed-up turd than a sequel. It's not based on the pretense of the original storyline so much as a theme park ride.
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![]() | On Deadly Ground
Buy new: $9.98 / Used from: $2.00 The second, laughable chapter of Seagal's fall from physical and acting grace. His speech at the end will make you pee your pants, I swear.
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![]() | Out Cold
Buy new: $8.49 / Used from: $3.56 It's bad enough that you see snowboarders trying to act funny, but seeing snowboarders trying to make you care about them at all is so tasteless and boring.
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![]() | Terminator 3 - Rise of the Machines (2-Disc Widescreen Edition)
Buy used from: $0.01 The third installment is very disappointing and lacks the heart, cleverness, and immediacy of its predecessors. It's mired in bad CGI and incessant comedy relief.
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![]() | The Texas Chainsaw Massacre - The Next Generation
Buy new: $8.49 / Used from: $1.47 By far the worst horror sequel ever made, and the most unique since it stars Matthew McConaughey and Renee Zelwegger. The family eats pizza over humans for crying out loud.
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![]() | Underworld (Widescreen Special Edition)
Buy new: $9.99 / Used from: $1.23 The phrase "in the wrong place at the wrong time" is a dramatic understatement when it comes to "Underworld".
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![]() | Van Helsing (Widescreen Edition)
Buy new: $9.49 / Used from: $1.99 They should've never gave Stephen Sommers money.
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