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Movies (and sequels) that you should avoid like the plague
By an Amazon.com customer
Batman & RobinBatman & Robin
Buy used from: $2.00
Does Arnold save this film or add to its infinite stupidity? I don't know, but everytime I watch it my ass hurts from laughing so hard, and sometimes it makes me want to kill myself it's so bad.
Black MaskBlack Mask
Buy new: $9.98 / Used from: $0.98
Terrible dubbing and lousy action sequences, along with a hilarious villain that bares striking resemblance to Yoko Ono, immediately rules this out as a film to avoid.
Bowling for ColumbineBowling for Columbine
Buy new: $9.49 / Used from: $1.45
This is where Michael Moore started becoming a major disservice and an insult to documentary filmmakers everywhere. His bleeding heart compulsion outweighs his reason, and everything is doctored.
Cabin FeverCabin Fever
Buy new: $8.49 / Used from: $0.18
By the time this flick ends you wonder if you really just saw a horror movie at all or just some stupid backyard production with poor dialogue and useless acting.
D.E.B.S. (Special Edition)D.E.B.S. (Special Edition)
Buy new: $7.99 / Used from: $2.69
I know that this was intended to be tongue-in-cheek, but then again, money doesn't grow on trees in Hollywood. This just didn't need to be made.
Fahrenheit 9/11Fahrenheit 9/11
Buy used from: $0.28
Moore takes the cake this time around. This doco is so full of lies and misinterpretations that you can crap them out and cut them with a fork, that is unless it hasn't brainwashed you already.
The Fast and the FuriousThe Fast and the Furious
Buy new: $11.99 / Used from: $0.85
If racing is your cup of tea, then I won't stop you if you feign interest, but if you don't care to see a plot that's ripped straight from "Point Break" and filled with uninvolving characters...
The ForeignerThe Foreigner
Buy new: $13.49 / Used from: $1.79
Steven Seagal at his worst. Seeing a  fat man kicking things across the floor and glaring ominously, not to mention being replaced in fights by a thinner stunt-double, has never been more depressing.
Half Past DeadHalf Past Dead
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His last, shall we say, mainstream "action" movie. When a no-talent rapper steals the stage from your overweight lead, you know you're in trouble.
Halloween - ResurrectionHalloween - Resurrection
Buy new: $10.49 / Used from: $2.89
This is about as exciting as a bout of constipation.
Hangman's CurseHangman's Curse
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Contains one of the most painfully cheesy endings in cinematic history.
Highlander 2Highlander 2
Buy new: $8.99 / Used from: $5.59
Heheheh. They gave this turkey the 'Special Edition' treatment...oh, boy...
The Hot ChickThe Hot Chick
Buy new: $8.99 / Used from: $1.73
Someone please tell Mr. Schneider that he wasn't funny then, isn't funny now, and won't be funny ever.
Jaws - The RevengeJaws - The Revenge
Buy new: $7.99 / Used from: $1.84
And you thought Jaws 3-D was bad.
Left Behind - The MovieLeft Behind - The Movie
Buy used from: $1.27
The books are incredible, but this is a poor excuse for a movie adaptation, and it shows in its meandering pace, laughable FX and terrible directing. This WILL be left behind alright.
Legally BlondeLegally Blonde
Buy new: $10.49 / Used from: $0.90
I don't care how popular this is. It's simply stupid and not worth enjoying for the sake of stupidity.
Mortal Kombat: AnnihilationMortal Kombat: Annihilation
Buy new: $6.99 / Used from: $0.01
For those who adore the video game and enjoyed the first installment, this is the equivalent of a cold shower and a slap in the face.
The Mummy Returns (Widescreen Collector's Edition)The Mummy Returns (Widescreen Collector's Edition)
Buy new: $11.49 / Used from: $0.37
Feels more like a beefed-up turd than a sequel. It's not based on the pretense of the original storyline so much as a theme park ride.
On Deadly GroundOn Deadly Ground
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The second, laughable chapter of Seagal's fall from physical and acting grace. His speech at the end will make you pee your pants, I swear.
Out ColdOut Cold
Buy new: $8.49 / Used from: $3.56
It's bad enough that you see snowboarders trying to act funny, but seeing snowboarders trying to make you care about them at all is so tasteless and boring.
Terminator 3 - Rise of the Machines (2-Disc Widescreen Edition)Terminator 3 - Rise of the Machines (2-Disc Widescreen Edition)
Buy used from: $0.01
The third installment is very disappointing and lacks the heart, cleverness, and immediacy of its predecessors. It's mired in bad CGI and incessant comedy relief.
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre - The Next GenerationThe Texas Chainsaw Massacre - The Next Generation
Buy new: $8.49 / Used from: $1.47
By far the worst horror sequel ever made, and the most unique since it stars Matthew McConaughey and Renee Zelwegger. The family eats pizza over humans for crying out loud.
Underworld (Widescreen Special Edition)Underworld (Widescreen Special Edition)
Buy new: $9.99 / Used from: $1.23
The phrase "in the wrong place at the wrong time" is a dramatic understatement when it comes to "Underworld".
Van Helsing (Widescreen Edition)Van Helsing (Widescreen Edition)
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They should've never gave Stephen Sommers money.