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My Worst 20 Films List
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	Expect No Mercy [VHS] Buy used from: $2.70 Expect No Mercy (1995-Z.Dalen) Horrendous. Poor production values and just piss poor, well, everything. Hated every second.
	Evolver Buy new: $8.49 / Used from: $1.23 Evolver (1995-M.Rosman) Sad, silly, and just plan pathetic. Impossible to take seriously.
	Arcade [VHS] Buy used from: $2.95 Arcade (1993-A.Pyun) Same as Evolver really, except a teensy bit more practical. Still absolutely horrendous.
	Arena [VHS] Buy used from: $5.85 Arena (1991-P.Mangooian) A brilliant and amazing concept gone horribly horribly astray. They tried, but its too huge a project for a B-movie budget.
	Mortal Kombat: Annihilation Buy new: $6.99 / Used from: $0.25 Mortal Kombat: Annihilation (1997-J.Leonetti) Disgusting sequel to a great martial arts film. Higher production values, but lower EVERYTHING else.
	Robot Wars [VHS] Buy used from: $3.00 Robot Wars (1993-A.Band) A sequel that tried more but fell flat on its face, the tragic part is how tragic that really is.
	Robot Jox [VHS] Buy used from: $0.90 Robot Jox (1990-S.Gordon) A giant robot fighting movie... with barely any robot fighting?! Ugh.
	Batman & Robin Buy used from: $2.15 Batman & Robin (1997-J.Schumacher) I knew this was the death knell when Batman was investigating alongside the police instead of independently from them. Batman is NOT a celebrity in Gotham damnit!
	Cyborg Buy new: $10.49 / Used from: $6.78 Cyborg (1989-A.Pyun) After Bloodsport, Van Damme made a VERY bad career choice with a VERY bad film, and not until Timecop would he turn it around. A boring mess.
	Godzilla Buy new: $6.99 / Used from: $0.36 Godzilla (1998-R.Emmerich) Market this with Big G as the hero, but then treat him as the villain in the movie, against an inept military we can't like? Disastrous.
	Planet of the Apes Buy used from: $0.01 Planet Of The Apes (2001-T.Burton) Too epic for its own good as it never was able to accurately depict just how epic it was supposed to be. Plus it made about as much sense as that sentence I wrote.
	Street Fighter (Collector's Edition) Buy used from: $1.00 Street Fighter (1994-S.de Souza) How they could ruin a tournament martial arts movie, especially with Bloodsport's Van Damme in the lead, is beyond me, but my lord they sure as hell did here.
	Super Mario Bros. Buy new: $6.99 / Used from: $4.15 Super Mario Bros. (1993-A.Jankel/R.Morton) They kept the character names at least... why take a proven concept and completely abandon it I'll never know.
	King Kong vs. Godzilla Buy used from: $9.79 King Kong vs. Godzilla (1962-I.Honda) It's fun to see Double K fight Big G, but that scene where they throw the spear at the rear projection screen and the SHADOW SHOWS... oh my...
	Double Dragon Buy used from: $15.49 Double Dragon (1994-J.Yukich) Best waste of a good villain (Patrick) and a total hottie (Milano) in cinema history.
	Immortal Combat Buy used from: $8.85 Immortal Combat (1994-D.Neira) Horrible, just plan horrible. I was laughing at how ludicrously serious they were taking everything in this.
	Rubberface [VHS] Buy used from: $1.00 Rubberface (1983-G.Salzman/R.Yates) Rereleased as a Jim Carrey movie, when he's barely in it and not funny at all. Painful.
	Inspector Gadget Buy new: $9.99 / Used from: $4.60 Inspector Gadget (1999-D.Kellogg) Inspector Gadget, a cartoon classic, like it or not, Disneyified into live action. It had potential, but was a total embarassment.
	Spawn - The Director's Cut (New Line Platinum Series) Buy new: $8.99 / Used from: $1.84 Spawn (1997-M.Dippe) When you promote your movie as having more effects than any other, you know you've got a bad movie on your hands...
	What Dreams May Come Buy used from: $0.89 What Dreams May Come (1998-V.Ward) Amazing visuals, but the most depressing story this side of Devil's Advocate.

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