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Desperately Seeking SusanDesperately Seeking Susan
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A fun romantic comedy. Madonna is competent in her supporting role as a free-spirited New Yorker.
Shanghai SurpriseShanghai Surprise
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I've never seen it. I've heard it's awful. Sean Penn is an incredible actor, so it's a shame.
Who's That Girl [VHS]Who's That Girl [VHS]
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Madonna is unbelievably annoying playing a lunatic ex-con in this misguided screwball comedy. Just say no.
Dick TracyDick Tracy
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Not bad. Madonna's plays a 1930's femme fatale well. She also sings and dances, which is what we like to see her do.
Bloodhounds of BroadwayBloodhounds of Broadway
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Haven't seen it. All I know is that it wasn't given a theatrical release, so it can't be that good.
Shadows and FogShadows and Fog
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Again, haven't seen it. I'm not a big Woody Allen fan. Madonna reportedly hated working with him, and called him a "little twirp".
Madonna - Truth or DareMadonna - Truth or Dare
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Madonna literally plays herself in this documentary of her 1990 "Blond Ambition" tour, and it's probably her best film.
A League of Their Own (Special Edition)A League of Their Own (Special Edition)
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Madonna should stick to supporting roles. She's not bad at all in this chick-friendly, feel-good film.
Body of Evidence (Unrated)Body of Evidence (Unrated)
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Horrible. Probably Madonna's worst film (and that's saying a lot). Although there's plenty of opportunity for her to show off her incredible physique.
Dangerous GameDangerous Game
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Madonna is actually quite good in this messy, disturbing psychological thriller. However, she was reportedly furious with the director's final cut of the film and refused to publicize it.
Four RoomsFour Rooms
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A really unentertaining, irritating film. Madonna only has a small part, so for once you can't really blame her. She plays a witch having an incestuous relationship with her daughter.
Girl 6 [VHS]Girl 6 [VHS]
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Madonna has a cameo in this Spike Lee film as a phone sex business owner.
EvitaEvita
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Usually regarded as Madonna's best film role, for which she won a Golden Globe. It was perfect for her, because it's basically a 2 hour music video, and when emoting to music, she's captivating.
The Next Best ThingThe Next Best Thing
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Awful. Worse than "Who's That Girl". There is nothing believable in this absolute mess of a film.
Swept AwaySwept Away
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Not a great film, but not nearly as bad as the press made it out to be. The question is: Will anyone be willing to give Madonna a chance to act again?