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Best to Worst "B" Sword and Sorcery Movies
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	The Sword and the Sorcerer Buy used from: $23.99 Great B Movie. Fun, good sword fighting, campy with lots of Good T&A.
	Monty Python and the Holy Grail (Special Edition) Buy new: $6.99 / Used from: $3.15 Monty Python and the Holy Grail is an absolute classic. I have seen it 30 times and love every scene more now than when I first saw it. T&A Rating: Low
	The Beastmaster Buy used from: $21.98 Great B Movie. Good fighting scenes, passable acting, engaging story. T&A rating: Little but Good! Tonya Roberts shows her assets.
	The Scorpion King (Widescreen Collector's Edition) Buy new: $11.99 / Used from: $0.49 This is a fun movie. The overall look and feel is well above average for a B S&S movie. Nothing original but a fun ride. T&A rating: High! It has Kelly Hu w/a possibly unintended bush shot
	Deathstalker - The Last Great Warrior Buy used from: $32.95 Truly a great campy movie. Humerous with fun fights, bizarre creatures (The pig guy is worth the price alone!). T&A rating: High! Great Orgy scene. Lots of flesh to choose from.
	Flesh and Blood Buy new: $11.99 / Used from: $4.49 OK, no sorcery here, but this is a terrific medieval age movie that has Jennifer Jason Leigh walking around in her Bday suit the second half of the movie. T&A Rating: 2 Thumbs WAY UP!!!
	Conan the Destroyer Buy new: $12.98 / Used from: $4.05 Not as good as the original, but worth watching. T&A Rating: Low
	Kull the Conqueror Buy used from: $2.00 Would have been great if it was R rated. Lack of blood and T&A hurt this otherwise fine "B" S&S movie. T&A rating:Low - scantilly clad only
	The Warrior and the Sorceress Buy used from: $77.80 Second best of the Concorde movies behind DeathStalker. Stars David Carridine. Poor Quality Monsters. T&A: Good
	Barbarian Queen Buy used from: $36.99 Good Campy Fun. T&A Rating: High. Best scene (Dungeon torture scene) cut out from DVD version though.
	Dungeons & Dragons (New Line Platinum Series) Buy new: $8.99 / Used from: $0.01 What a dog this movie is compared to what it could have been. Horrible actors, worse custumes. Dragons are good, the Beholder (on the screen for less than 10 seconds) steals the show. No T&A
	Dragonheart - A New Beginning Buy new: $13.49 / Used from: $1.40 Nota sequel to DragonHeart. Bad animation, story. Saturday afternoon TV show made for kids.
	Hawk The Slayer Buy new: $24.95 / Used from: $15.87 Very Campy, lots of fun, hard to follow. T&A Rating: low
	First Knight Buy new: $10.99 / Used from: $1.76 Poor quality Arthur movie. One of the very few Connery movies I don't like.
	Amazons Buy used from: $24.19 Campy movie with lots of T&A. Acting and plot not worth mentioning, but if you're thinking of getting this one, you already "get it."
	Barbarian Queen 2 - The Empress Strikes Back Buy used from: $28.38 Horrid movie with the best scenes (the Clarkson dungeon torture scenes) missing from the DVD. The T&A doesn't save this unless you are multitasking and are good at looking up at the right moments.
	Deathstalker 2 Buy used from: $49.99 Just like Deathstalker and Barbarian Queen, literally; they didn't have enough budget to finish it so they reused previous fight scenes as fillers! T&A: High
	Barbarian Buy used from: $0.97 New Concorde "throwback" movie produced in 2003. Cheap, poor quality movie made in the Ukraine but tuns of good T&A.
	Krull Buy new: $10.99 / Used from: $4.51 God this sucked. If there's anything this list can teach you it's "Don't buy this movie!" Horrid mix of star wars and S&S. T&A: Low
	Deathstalker IV: Match of Titans Buy used from: $12.98 Truly bad, even if you like low-budget campy movies. Buy a Big Mac instead - its better for you. T&A: High
	Red Sonja / Movie [VHS] Buy used from: $1.00 Conan movie without calling Ahhnold Conan. Could have been decent if it was an R rated movie with T&A and better violence, but it wasn't. Not out on DVD yet. T&A: Low
	The Barbarians [VHS] Buy used from: $23.30 Late 80s S&S trash with beefy twins with bad 80s stye hair cuts. This is one of those "its so bad its good" type movies. T&A: Medium
	Gor [VHS] Buy used from: $3.64 Having a Gor movie made in PG sorta says it all. They basically disregarded the books and made something else. Skip it. T&A: Low
	The Comedy of Terrors/The Raven Buy used from: $63.04 *Bonus Movie* Selection was for the Raven, truly a fine fine B movie. Wonderful Wizard Duel between Vincent Price and Boris Karloff. T&A Rating: None
	Time Bandits Buy new: $9.98 / Used from: $1.50 *Bonus Movie #2* Time Bandits doesn't really fit in any category except pure awesome wierd fantasy, but it does have a medieval feel to it.

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